A Conversation for The Café

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Post 141

Bluebottle

I don't know... but considering I haven't been here to do any washing up, I bet a lot of cups and pots have got dirty... Oh well, I'd better get to it.


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Post 142

Cupid Stunt

Filthy dirty SPAM!


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Post 143

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Would you like to peruse my assortment of canes, paddles and other suitable flagellants? (if that's a word).


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Post 144

Gwennie

What, no whips then? Tsk! Tsk!

*Gwennie reaches into her big black bag and pulls out.......some limp celery*

Oh, that's not really what I had in mind! Oh, well - who wants to be spanked first?

Helena? You can be first for getting engaged (foolish girl - you're condemming yourself to years of bondage - you lucky tart!)

Congratulations, by the way if they're in order...

Gwennie
xxx


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Post 145

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Oh! Limp celery! (It's the leaves that do it for me).


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Post 146

Bluebottle

Helena got engaged?!!!? When did that happen????
I've been away from Uni computers too long....


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Post 147

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Erm.. sorry, I missed that bit of the post..

Engaged?
Allow me to not be the first to congratulate you!
I'm Probably about the 19th.


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Post 148

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Or the 27th.


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Post 149

Bluebottle

I've got no idea - Gwennie just said it. I haven't been on H2G2 for a month either...


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Post 150

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Well, she WAS hinting that she wanted us to notice something on her hand... I assumed it was a ring. Of course, it could be a prison style tatoo that she's especially proud of... but I'm betting on the ring.


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Post 151

Gwennie

*Gwennie starts munching celery thoughtfully*

Hmm - could be a tattoo as you say or maybe she had it pierced somewhere....

Does anyone know where Helena is?


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Post 152

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Well, as she was waving her hands around alot, maybe she was trying to get a funky new color of nail polish to dry?

I have no idea where she went. She mentioned her hands and I haven't seen her since!

~Irving


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Post 153

Mrs V

Hello, been off chossing a dress. Sidney kidney said ivory, which nearly had my beau (The giorgeous Dr E) beating him up, and someone else suggested Peach... Bleh!! Now just how long should the train be??? Course he did buy the ring from QVC...
Hxx


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Post 154

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Wait! Is this another H2G2 romance? Shall we inform the front page???

~Irving


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Post 155

Cupid Stunt

Yes.


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Post 156

Gwennie

Go for it chaps! Congrats, Helena xxxxxxx


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Post 157

Cupid Stunt

Hip Hip...


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Post 158

Bluebottle

Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(And crowds of single h2g2ers are now in tears as their beloved has chosen someone else.. Not me, as I'm Very happy with Eccles....)

Does this mean no more flirting and/or short dresses?


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Post 159

Cupid Stunt

The burning question, Helena, are you going to stop being a nymphomaniac?


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Post 160

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Even more burning: Where is Helena???? Now that she's engaged it's as if she has a life or something! We haven't heard from her in so long...

~Irving


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