h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahh yes, wise move. I think I tried that, with fair traded coffee at least but I was too scared to go into the common room to ever make a coffee!!

*wanders around the cafe in search of someone to talk to. remembers the researchers he used to talk to on a daily basis not even three months ago. waves hello to Ook. Ook stares at him coldly and turns away. attempts conversation with IIEM resulting in an off-the-record brawl. IIEM: broken dispenser, YP: black eye and bloody nose. feeling guilty, he fixes the dispenser, and is given a hot cup of Blue Flower Earl Grey tea in gratitude. sits back down in his favorite large comfy chair. twiddles his thumbs. sips . falls asleep. wakes up some time later. goes to the bathroom and washes his face. comes back and rummages in his satchel for something to entertain himself with. finds a copy of, "Foucault's Pendulum," but knows how it ends because someone accidentally told him before he had the chance to finish it. waves hello to Venus, bakes a and places it and a hot cup of at the foot of her stool. tries the cake to make sure that it is reasonably edible. looks out the window. takes off his bowler hat to give his hair a breather. puts it back on. remembers the semiotics lecturing shed, and the Knights Templar. Where the hell have they been? he asks himself as tries to think back to the last time they tried to slice him in half. sits back down. frowns. twiddles his thumbs again. finishes up the remaining , uses his towel as a blanket, and falls asleep*

*bashes head against counter*
Hi. Could I have something to try and clear my head IIEM. Please.
I feel awful. I just shouted at someone for calling HTML a programming language.
BART hasn't turned up yet. I hope he's not still clearing up that mess... that was cruel of me wasn't it??



*IIEM, gives x a to try and sooth him*
What a wonderfully kind considerate machine.

HI Yossarian. You can talk to me if you want.

*wakes up to the sound of a head bashing against a counter*

He showed up alright. To the old thread, though. I gave him the link to this one, but I guess he still hasn't made an appearance...

Anyway, what's new?

Not, much thats new. Just more procrastination really. Meant to do stuff today, didn't do it, but did everything else .

*Washes up*
*Puts v/_\3 on*

<BB<

Yay! People!

I had to go to a band practice this morning. It was hell.

But now I'm back and I can really go for some more tea...

*Hands a c)_( of over*
There you go.

<BB<

Thanks.

*sips *

You know, this place could really use a piano.

*runs outside and returns moments later with a grand piano that magically fits through the narrow doorway, rolls it against a corner of the cafe, sits down at the bench, and cracks his fingers*

Any requests?

* -> -> -> -> *

Awful lonely in here, no? ... please someone?

*gets up from piano and enthusiastically makes Loreth a cappucino*

Hi!

hey there... (ioreth please ) I come to fill the boredness

Hurrah! There's someone to talk to again!

How are you doing, ioreth?

Pretty good... it's a real sunny day, and I think I might go out tonight (always exciting) and have some fun so I'm in an almost jovial mood.

yourself?

Well, let's see...

I went to a band practice this morning which I had been looking forward to all week. I got there, and not only did we get into a huge arguement that led to me leaving the studio in a fit, but they also told me about this great party that they and the rest of my friends went to last night, and of course, I had no idea it occured. Stupid friends...

So then I got home and ended up here and have been trying to talk to people and relieve some of this boredom, but with little success...

Until now! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!



*sips *

Hi Yossarian and ioreth.

* goes over to himself sleeping on the counter, and pops the cutout away. * ( I hope that doesn't break continuity?)

I'll be back at about 8am UTC.
* falls asleep pondering the mysteries of continuity *

I just read that bit about you in the ME category of your space, and for the first time ever I've found someone who is almost exactly like me...

*sips *

a lot of people on h2g2 have said they can identify with that, which is awesome because in the real world I often feel pretty alone... if I recall correctly you even live somewhere near me? anyhoo pleased very much to make your acquaintance... and I know there's nothing more frustrating than a party you missed