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Yes M'Lady ,


*takes the battered and places them in a box on the steps of the court*





*returned to the court room*.. Done that, ! Oh! I mean, M'Lady!!

Please go back out there and open the lid of the box - how are going to return to the wild if you have closed the box

Of course, M'Lady!!


*opens the box and returns to the court room*

Right - that's it - midnight at the oasis have yourself a drink that was a good days work lil. cheers

*relaxes*


Phewww.. that was a busy day, M'Lady!

*sips her *

Yes and pleasurably fruitless - no entries written, no peers reviewed, no punishment meted out..... a very successful day.

*lies on her new Matt*


Yep.. We should have more days like this..


*sips her *

I may do the same tomorrow, it's Sunday and we really should take it easy ..... unless someone really misbehaves when we'll have to have a special session here.

Special Sessions.. I like those

Well you just need to find some guilty person - and that shouldn't be too hard around here - and we'll open the court tomorrow again.

Yeah!!


*finishes her *

Shall we shut up shop now?


*drags her new Matt out*

Court adjourned.


All rise .... then go lie down somewhere.


Goodnight.

Night M'Lady ..


*take the new Matt to a warmer place*

*peeps out from behind the dock *

Phew, they've all gone. Time I made off with this large jewel encrusted bellybutton warmer

*hic*


Oooohh.. that's pretty



*hic*

Where did you find that lil

Oh!


The prisoner had it M'Lady


*shines the big stone*

... and where exactly would a Matt find such a thing


I believe he was seen earlier today hiding in bushes and goading editors. Very strange behaviour.

*puts on a David Bellamy impersonation*


Wellww.. He HAD been thweatened wiv a gun, Miwady..

Sow he hid in the bushes for safe keeping


*looks around for her own new Matt*

The question still remains - where did the come from



I think we'll have to call GB as a witness on this one.