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Oh!!


Usher!!! Usher!!

Do we have an usher, M'lady

no ... well we do, but he doesn't usually work at this time on a Saturday evening.

You'll have to do it yourself.

I fall for it everytime! </>


*wanders down the court corridors, looks in the vending machines.. wanders further, down the court steps and out into the night*


*gets lost*

hugh, rolf ..... get out there and look for lil, she's gotten herself lost again.

*finds some yoghurt*


*still lost, so eats the comfort food*


Oh!! Hi, hugh. Hi, rofl.. Whoa.. hang on, what are doing? Where are you taking me?..

Oh stop wailing woman - they've saved you from yourself - now get cleaned up and back into court.

Yes, M'lady ..

Geeesh.. who made you boss! </>


*gets cleaned and comes back*


*snuggles up with the new Matt*

I don't know who made me the boss.

I think I may be the boss because we are here alone with hugh and rolf and neither of them will step up.


You can be the boss if you like - you're the wise one after all.

*twiddles the wand over her head*


Ummm.. Nope! I'm quite happy, thank you Ma'am!!

Right then - get back to work and get that wand working *cracks whip* - I think it's Matt's whip as well.

Did he leave anything else behind in court.

*looks in the dock*

Ooh!! There's a packet of , an a pair of and a ..



Was he wearing stiletto shoes when he arrived

I think he was ..... but they were Serephina's.

I think he's done a bare foot runner!

Oh I think we'll have to lure him back then. Did he ever get his punishment then

Ummm.. I seem to recall, the prisoner took the a little to readily, Ma'am..

All wrapped in newspaper with a portion of chips

Hah, that's why he's not been about today then - sushi - I prepared it myself.

Oh! M'Lady!!!

That is wicked!!!!

What can I say

just has to do what es do.

So what shall I do with all the battered ?

Release them into the wild - it's Saturday at 11:45 - they'll find a good home come chucking out time.