h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*drags in her new Matt*

Ooooh! It looks strange in a new account!!


lil xx
Refugee of U551837

Well, it seems to be working again, I'm back.

What an adventure!!

I really can do without adventures of that sort.

In the meantime, I think Judge is off having a fling with the prisoner!

Tell you what, limbo has nice

Aww Shucks!

I was trying to get something on that and you turn up again!

Me!! I'm an no dirt to dig up here


Matt managed to evade his some people will do anything to avoid their punishment.

Bringing down the system was impressive though.

I am but a humble purveyor of

Hmm - I think you were supposed to feed the multitude with that not crash the system.

If you tell me how you did it I'll keep it as our little secret

Ah, a never reveals his secrets.

Powerful you have there but I still think the power of three will set us free. So just you wait until my sisters get you.

Let me at 'im! Let me at 'im!!

Well I suppose the power of two is better than nothing on a Friday night.

...and wipe up that for heaven's sake before someone slips on it - the last thing we want is to turn this into a small claims court.

*wipes her chin on her sleeve and buries her face in her new Matt*



The Accused has left the dock again </>

Apparently the accused has some considerable at his fingertips.

So how do you suggest we clip young Harry Potter's wings then.

Ummm...


Can't we pinch his wand? He won't have any then

then.


Guilty as charged Matt, in order to be punished *properly* we need you to set the wand down and step away from it ....... just lower it slowly to the floor and take two large steps to the left.



That should do it lil, when he sees that he'll know we're serious and give up.

I hope you're right </>

Have some confidence woman - when have we ever been beaten. Don't answer that here by the way.