h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm very happy for you - but I wouldn't know where to start.

I you need anything particular - and I can help (not techie stuff) just give me a shout and I'll see what I can do/find.

I shamefully admit that I haven't read the post since I've been back.

You've been busy with your guide entries, so you are excused.

Oh, and thanks for the offer, I'll certainly take you up on it.

Well - I'd hardly say I've been busy ... they were written well before I submitted them and the reviewing hasn't exactly been going a mile a minute so - that's another thing that's changed - where are all the people that used to be in PR to review - there seems to be little or no action there.

I told you it wasn't good timing - I had spent all weekend in PR, trying to read all new submissions and make constructive comments, and I felt quite lonesome.

*tumbleweed*


Meanwhile .... back at the Courthouse ....


New evidence is coming to light even as we speak .....


The Court calls Rev Nick to the stand ......... Lil, Lil .... where are you woman ..... get calling ... we have a witness - to what I'm not sure yet, but we have a witness.

Rev Nick? What has he done? And who witnessed what?

I have no idea who has done what with whom, but there appears to be a material witness to .... something ... in the person of Rev Nick who has *volunteered* some information in another thread so I have invited him to address the Court.


All will be revealed .... or not .... when that blessed Court Caller person turns up for duty.


Meanwhile I suppose I should really shout myself ...

REV NICK! REV NICK, THE COURT CALLS REV NICK ....

You're being so cryptic.

I had a look at your PS, and I'm surprised by what I found. I'll say no more, though, because I've never in my life been any of the things I'm accused of by RN.

May I remind you sister that you are NOT on trial here .... this is the HooToo Sisters Kangaroo Court, and the Phantom Yikeser is in the dock this weekend.

Perhaps whoever and whatever the Rev is referring to was not the work of the PY after all, but we may never know since he appears to be unwilling to face the court.

Don't worry about that, after all, it's completely irrelevant whether or not he appears before court.
I was only surprised, to be honest.

You are right of course dear sister - we have found people guilty in absentia before I see no reason to change the winning formula .....

Back to business .....


The Rev Nick will be held in contempt for failing to address the Court.


Anymore evidence regarding the PY .... anyone willing to speak for, or against, the fiend.

This thread will remain open for submissions until 10:00 pm (the only important time zone) tomorrow evening at which time the PY will be found guilty as charged.


So, what were we saying ...... yes, isn't PR reeeeeeeeeeeally quiet.

Yes, it is. Sometimes, I have the feeling there's only Matt and me commenting

I know it's not true, but it feels like this in a few entries.

Reference Post #409 ... I have accused no one of anythimg other than perhaps crossing common boundaries of polite decorum in PR. Who or what-ever is the PY is well beyond me.

Please do read posts as they are written, without subtlety or sub-texts? As I have always been, plain and straight-forward.

I've never had 5 entries in PR before and never had so few comments - I was wondering was it the boring titles of these entries ..... or are they just perfect.

*arrives fashionably late.. tripping over the techie stuff on the way in*


M'lud! The next case is The Phantom Yikeser, being tried in dementia!!

That's in absentia, silly.

Dementia will do for now.


You're too late .... we had a material witness, but they didn't hear the call.

Nipples.

I object!!