h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well neither do I


So, where does that leave us then when neither of us know.

*shakes the Matt for the answer*


Nope.. Matt's playing dumb!

Are you sure he's only playing dumb ... he did join the braidy bunch.

That proves it!

How dumb does the Matt need to be to join a bunch like that?

Oh dear! Just as I thought... Those sisters couldn't organise a P*ss-*p in a Temperance House.

Look, it is very simple, sisters!!!! Those who can use appliances that require AC/DC voltage, that's the ones that have that long black, or white, plastic tail-like thing that has a big plastic chunk with, usually three but occasionally two, metal prongs sticking out are members of Da Bruvver'ood, while those less dangerous appliances that require long cylindrical objects called batteries are safe for the sisterhood.

If it requires a manual, rely on Da Bruvver'ood, if it requires a magazine, then go to the sisters...

Quite simple really.

My case rests, next to my lovely home-made chicken madras, Playboy and Playstation Fillies CD's!

Br. MMF

MMF you really appear to be confusing us with with Da Big Bruvva 'ouse ..... we're the ones who know when to switch off.

I have yet to find a sister who can tell one end of a remote control from the other, let alone programme one!

I've even had a customer who complained her cordless kettle didn't work, until I explained it had to be connected to the base. She thought cordless meant Cordless, and could be switched on anywhere in the house!

Stick to batteries!



Br. MMF

Ah, you have yet to meet me MMF - until recently I used to change my own brake pads, spark plugs and maintain my own car .... I'm also the family expert in all things electrical from changing the plug, to replacing the fuses and indeed I am the proud owner of a cordless drill, belt sander, jigsaw, mitre block, spirit level and a can of WD40.

I also do house decorating, cooking, knitting, crochet, wardrobe at the local amateur dramatic society which includes dressmaking, build flat-pack furniture, assemble trampolines/bikes etc, write guide entries, read, hold down a very responsible job and ....................... am a hootoo Sister.


I'll even make time to chat with you.

Goodnight MMF..


Goodnight likkul


See you both tomorrow

Goodnight Lil, it's time for my medication too ..... I think I'll have two strong painkillers and be off to bed myself.


Goodnight MMF, Roymondo and anyone else still about.

I had one of those pedal-cars as a kid too...

Moved up to messerschmidts and Henkels, until they fell out of my price bracket...

Btw you should meet Sho, she's a with a Dremel... Now there's a Brother if ever I met one!

Anyway, you are welcome to change allegiances, as you could be speaking... Better be careful here... Double Esperanto as far as the rest of the sisterhood are concerned.

I doubt they know how many wheels are on a car!

*It's six by the way! Four on each corner, a spare, and the steering wheel... That one that creates the 'Crunch' noise as you pass other vehicles *

Br. MMF

I found out that I only needed a man for one thing .... and I didn't have to marry him for it. She's 11 now. I'm the sister that'll keep the rumour mill, weapons of ass destruction and other mechanical type thingies maintained and fully functional, so you won't be turning my head any time soon.

PS. My car only has one wheel on each corner.

Oh well, some falls on stony ground.

Just remember a good foundation cannot be built on Sand!

Br. MMF

No but a nice bit of garden paving can.

MMF >>I have yet to find a sister who can tell one end of a remote control from the other, let alone programme one! ...I've even had a customer who complained her cordless kettle didn't work, until I explained it had to be connected to the base. She thought cordless meant Cordless, and could be switched on anywhere in the house!<<

>>a sister<<

am i to take by that that Da' Bruvver'ood is now taking on the whole of The Sisterhood? ...not just the Hootoo Sisters?


... .. .... .. .takes off toolbelt and straightens out frilly pink skirt. ... .. ... . . .


. .. ... . . . . ..delicately moves a stray blond curl back into place.. .. .. . .




make my day, boys

No, just the 'sisters'.

Any member of the Sisterhood is welcome to join our campaign...

We are Gender-neutral.

DQ has already nailed her pendant to the mast ... Well it isn't a mast, more a lolly stick, but we are thinking big...Maybe one of the sisters' broomsticks?

And that toolbelt would be handy, my braces have perished, and knicker elastic doesn't work!

Did that stray blonde curl have anything to do with lack of Health and Safety whilst using the aforementioned tools?

If so I hope it was reported to RIDDOR, disposed of appropriately, and I know of a good-ish hairdresser.

Not so good on roots though!

Br. MMF

Oh crikey, what have I started?

Women suck, but blokes suck better.

Brother, you have started something good,

and it can only get better.

This could unite the Thingite's and theTh*rsd*y*t*s, the trekkies and the Whoovers...

This could go global.

Oh! And the sisters will continue to stir their porridge in their bowls, wondering where everyone has gone!

Btw, sisters, you are welcome to join... We've got some somewhere... If Skanks hasn't drunk it!

Br. MMF

I have been a bit concerned by the Thingite presence in The Brotherhood Without Name but feel that the Bruvvers' cause outweighs any other allegiances. If we can truly unite Thingites and Thursdayites I feel that a great time will have come.