h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whaddi say - whaddi do - wheredu go.

Hello Fizzy!

It's like that all the time round here... people coming and going...

Half the time when I come in at break time I look at the thread, notice "Oh there's B'el or Lil", read the backlog, and by the time I've caught up, they've stuck up a further 10 postings, and b*ggered off!

Which means you'll probably not be here by the time I've finished this and clicked "post message"...

I'm still here, you see I can sit and watch tv and play here at the same time.


Gifted I am.

A multi tasking !

I am impressed!

Anything exciting happening?

I've just been playing old ZX Spectrum games on my PC - ironic, I have a PC that is probably a thousand times faster, more capable, more advanced than my old 1981 ZX Spectrum, and what do I do?

Make it pretend it is a Spectrum, so I can play the old games I played when I was a kid!

There's progress!!

That's men for you

What happened to your guide entry then - shouldn't you be working on it since you've all this free time.

That's women for you

Mention something once and they start to nag you for it!

God, I mentioned once about repapering the utility room, and now she's pulled chunks of wallpaper off, just to make sure I do it!!

You're all in on this conspiracy, aren't you??

Yes, I'm afraid that's the way we've planned the rest of your life for you Moonhogg.

When you've finished the papering we do have a lot of other little jobs for you. Which you will do with a glad heart ...........................
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Gina, is that you?

I have eyes everywhere - watching your every move.

OH B*GGER!!

DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF WHAT THIS LOT TELL YOU!!

They're not trustworthy!!

They're a bunch of !!

It's all lies!!

Why Moonhogg, you flatter us so.

Not sure I'd dare do otherwise...

erm...

That's what I like - a man who knows his place.

Hey, don't say it like that!

I am the boss in my house!

I know that, cos my wife tells me I am...

You know, now I come to think about this...


Now I know why Lil put me onto this...
http://humor.beecy.net/menwomen/mansong/

Oh well....

Nearly bed-time, anyway...

Sowwy, I fell asleep on the sofa. I just closed my eyes there for a minute, and next thing I know is that somebody tries to kill me with a blanket.
Then I woke up, and the PC wouldn't open the uinternet, so I had to rebpoot it. What nightmare will be next?

Me under your sofa!!

Bel

Moonhogg, in case you're interested I just nipped around to EvilClaw, and he hasn't had that hole fixed, he just evened up the edges and calls it a doorway....... I was wondering if you had a few minutes if you could rustle up a door for it, and lil could run round and make things up with him.

When you've finished the papering ..... and the guide entry, of course - no hurry.

You're rihght, Moonhogg, I forgot about you and MMF and stray socks under the sofa. That must nbe the reason for the first nightmare I had.

It's the Mansong!!


Has it finally got to you Hoggy??

Look, just because I used to be a labourer for a builder/decorators company, doesn't mean you can all take advantage of me!

And I keep telling you, those were NOT my socks!!