h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Traveller in Time on his head in his ears
"Can we join this vegeTable. We endorse the campaign to prevent abuse and unnessecary violence against groceries, fruits, flowers and any life in common."

Nephew Who building a table of good compost
"I am quit good in tables you know, perhaps we can grow a bed down here?"

Sure you can join! Membership is free, although donations are encouraged or course... glad to have your endorsement!

What kind of bed are you thinking of growing? A flower bed? or a bed of Laurels, perhaps? We can always do with more greenthumbs around the place!

Traveller in Time on his head
"I will just provide the bed the vegetables should decide by themself to grow there.
By the way joining here does not say I fully agree with 'Duane Jenkins'. As he (I presume)

Nephew Who searching in his Guide
"Ah, yes i have found it < A1116163 >. Let them weeds grow and flourish! As they are the base of all life forms on this planet."

Fantastic! I approve much! Would you mind if I provide a link to your weed bed on the Society's entry?

And I'm a bit offish about Duane myself. His philosophy was unfaultable, but his methods were... alienating. To say the least. Unless it was the philosophy you were disagreeing with?

Traveller in Time on his head
"I guess it are his methodes offending me a little (walking away). Sorry for the half finished post my system was acting up a little. We had to post it or loose it."

Parrobot flapping over the page
"SQueeek! How about abusing birds? Squeeeeeeeeeek!"

Nephew Who to Parrobot
"Shut up you idiot or I will take your battery out."

Fair enough. The society has an official set of standards and guidelines now, so we wouldn't be able to get away with his methods even if we wanted to. They were quite distateful, after all.

And I'm sure there's a Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Birds around somewhere. Perhaps it's a subsidary organisation of the SPCA. Same with Fish and Reptiles, I believe.
The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Fungii seems to be taking its time to get organised, but I'm sure that will be happening soon too.

So can I use your link? huh? huh? Can I?

lurking on his pipe
"Make sure your entries are lurked every day. Provide enough air (a little more would do good) between the lines."

Nephew Who placing an 'f_ok.gif' under the microscope
"You can link 'Green Ok' too if you like to < A1977348 >."

Acronymous Borg scanning for fresh dromes
his low voice thundering over the fields
"You will be albatrossimilated, resistance is futile."

Traveller in Time on his head
"There is something similar for animals < A455438 >"