h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He wonders what he did wrong .... then he gets it “any one want a brownie” he seas as he holds out a tray filled with brownies (with chocolate curlings on).........

All yours, HP. Welcome.

Redsky, you did nothing wrong. We're simply... friendly in an odd and somewhat familial sort of way.

Those look like lovely Brownies. I'll trade you one.

*holds out one of the infamous monsy Brownies*

G7

Oooh! Excellent! I'll have one!

Let's have a Brownie Bake-Off... here are mine; they are extra fudgy, laced with caramel and are covered in thick chocolate frosting. Help yourselves.

Welcome, newbies! If you'd like an elephant of your own all you have to do is whistle, and one will appear for you. And, yes! You get to keep them.

Brownie bake off!?? You think muses have time to do anything constructive!??

No... it's a full-time job inspiring other people to do all the work!!!

I was going to make some Brownies, but, well, I kinda... umm... burnt them all

<BB<

::his drunken elephant eats a few of BB's burnt brownies (try saying that 10 times fast):: *CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*
Hey I think he likes 'em! ::passes out some of the ultimate junk food, Little Debbie Brownies!::

No fair purchasing brownies...

*Cannot resist a Little Debbie, and munches one down.*

Yummy!

It was a rhetorical question.

Jumps around tasting all the lovely brownies (even the store made ones). Contemplating getting an elephant of his very own.

::Shouts running from the Moorish castle::OOOO!!! Are there any Moonpies!??

::catches her breath and admires all the brownies::

OOOooooo....

:;thinks::

Actually, I can decorate a large, circular brownie with frosting....!!! Would that count!??

As long as they are not blonde, they should count!

BUT OF COURSE they won't be!!!

::GASPS::

::gets out her Lazy Susan to decorate the big brownie, hoping no one notices that the bucket of frosting beside her is the same fudgy-icing used on the donuts... ::

::sings:: LA DE DA!!!!

::starts to ice the big brownie::

*Singing merrily.*

“A brownie we shall have, a brownie we shall have.
Better save some for your grumpy dad, so a brownie he can have.....

::finishes preparing her brownie canvas as Pierre waddles over to see what she is doing::

::starts to ponder what colors she will be using for her masterpiece::

::Pierre starts to sniff at the open bucket of fudge icing::

*Sees what a gorgeous brownie Dragonfly is concocting, and feels her caramel laced ones may not be winners after all. She considers topping them with nuts...*

Who is going to judge this contest?

*Everyone turns and stares at Marv.*

starts making a brownie:

the brownie part of it: black forest cake recipie which is two layers of chocolate with strawberry jam stuff in between
the icing layer: butter icing with chocolate bits in covering whole brownie
icing decoration: around edges and making clever designs, rich dark chocolate icing
toppings: multicolored sprinkles, those silver bb things, dark chocolate chips, chocolate chunks, whipped creme, and a cherry
did i mention its 4 ft by 4 ft and 6" tall?

::fills one piping bag with white chocolate icing::

::starts to fill a second bag with fudge icing, but sees that Pierre has been eating from the bucket!!!::

PIERRE!!!

How disgusting!!! You bad bad elephant!!!

BAD ELEPHANT!!!

::hits him lightly on the trunk with her spatula:: Bad elephant. Go to your room!!!

::obtains a new bucket of fudge icing and fills her second piping bag::

Steers down at his plain ol’ ordinary brownies, and wonders if he shod make some stylis ones.
But instead he sits down and writs some giperis


He some how manages to prevent every one form seeing what it is he’s writing

Hehehe ::Kicks back in a beach chair and feels relaxed::