h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Takes her umbrella and chaise off Emma and plants it in the sand near the edge of the water. Wishes Linus were here to share a drink. Watches the waves roll in and listens to the sound. Tries to relax.*

::kicks her sandals off:: YAY!!!

::Starts to build a sandcastle::

(Clambers off Kevin, dons sunglasses in foolish attempt to look , begins looking for retail outlets selling ice-cream or . Reflects happily that not even Bluebottle can set fire to sand).

Ah! This is the life!

Hey kiddos! I'm back off my little hiatus/lunchbreak. LOL It's true you can't set fire to sand.... But I live in one of the so-called "lightening capitals of the world." Have you ever seen sand that's been fused into one great big chunk by a lightening strike? I have. They're pretty cool. There was a point to me telling you that, but I forgot it.

WOW!!!

::looks in the sky for thunderclouds::

*falls asleep*

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

:: maniacally! And puts a rubber spider on mari's shoulder:: Bwahahaha....

*Wakes up out of a fitful sleep, spots the spider out of the corner of her eye!*

EEEEEEKKKK!!

*Runs screaming in circles, falls down, gets up and runs into the water, not noticing the spider has fallen off long since.*

*Runs after Mari-Rae, and after calming her down, takes out a flamethrower and destroys the completely.*
It's okay now - it's gone.

<BB<

Sorry, I got a tiny bit startled there. Don't like spiders. Thanks BB!

*Looks forlornly at the empty bar fridge.*

Have you seen Linus at all? I miss him.

:;sniffles:: Yes... me too...

::looks forlornly at his melted spider:: *sniffle* Oh well. ::Pulls a completely well stocked bar-fridge from out of nowhere:: I hope this makes up for my spider joke, Mari.

::starts her pretty sandcastle, singing about Odysseus and Cerce::

Here, Average Joe. I've found another for you! Cute, isn't he?

::scoops and packs the sand, scoops and packs the sand some more::

*finds some lovely shells for Dragonfly to use as decoration for her sandcastle*

Will these work?

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OOOO!!!! YAY!!! Yes, thank you!!!



(How have you been!??)

*seeing Dragonfly's reaction, Jenny picks up some more shells - these with inhabitants in residence. these are plopped in front of the sand castle, awaiting recognition*

(Doing well, but very busy! Everyone seems to be getting computers as early X-mas presents. Keeps us techs busy... )

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*Is liking this Average Joe chap better! Eyes Ormy, distrustfully as he has a in his hand.*

Very nice bar fridge, Joe!

Gw7en! Your shells are full of hermit crabs. (the shells sprout little legs and begin to dig into the sand to hide.)


busy busy busy (to quote from a different church)

Goodness! Perhaps the ones already in use shouldn't be used for a castle! There are a few here that are vacant and will look wuite luverly, though.

*sits down, squiggles her toes in the sand, and begins to sort shells. Jenny, still being helpful, brings more over, along with some long strands of seaweed*

Yes, dear. Thank you. Good elephant. Ummm, how 'bout you go play with the others now.



G7