A Conversation for The Church of the True Brownie
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Nov 20, 2000
A bear after my own heart 
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 20, 2000
Why is the barman an infidel? He hasn't been causght eating blonde Brownies, has he? 
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Nov 20, 2000
He doesn't like Brownies. Thats the problem...
So should we burn him, drown him, rip him apart limb by limb, or lock him in a room with Marie-rae 
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 20, 2000
Please! The CotTB is a tolerant Church!
I say we feed the poor man 
and 
until he realises the error of his ways! 
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Nov 20, 2000
and then kill him ?
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Nov 20, 2000
Is it not true that we can change the ways of wayward travlers such as this lowly barman? Let us try to teach him the goodness that the Brownie brings. At the worst we can ask Zed our Inquisitor to try to teach him the way.
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 20, 2000
I wasn't expecting the Brownie Inquisition...
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Nov 20, 2000
No one expects The Brownie Inquisition!
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Nov 20, 2000
~secretly hopes they decide to lock him in a room with her! ~
Linus, I am amazed that you haven't noticed the bucket of ICE that was dumped down your trousers and is currently melting in your nether regions.
Ormy, you are a gent! *gobbles down his , and licks her fingers afterwards* Thank you!
Marv, IS there an Inquistor? He hasn't been around in ever so long.
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 20, 2000
I haven't seen Zed since.... well, the h2g2 meet-up last year.
I think we should BURN the guy! BURN! BURN! BURN!
He is EVIL! He has wicked plans for Mari-rae and the elephants!
<BB<
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 20, 2000
(Backs away from BB) 
! ! I think brother Bluebottle has forgotten to take his medication!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 20, 2000
I think we should let the barman speak up for himself... I'm not so sure if he's such a bad guy!!!!
::Takes the elephants for a walk::
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 20, 2000
I agree. Being a barman and supplying 
to people is a noble profession!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 20, 2000
::puts the leashes on the elephants::
Well... 
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Nov 20, 2000
He should be given a chance to see the error of his ways, at the very least.
G7
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Nov 20, 2000
Perhaps his ways never erred....
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Kumabear Posted Nov 20, 2000
I've never seen Zed teach anyone the way. He usually forces them onto the path.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Nov 21, 2000
~sighs~ Too late. He left while you were all talking about what to do with him.
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Ormondroyd Posted Nov 21, 2000
Can you blame the poor guy?
Never mind! We don't need a barman - there's plenty of for us all! Just help yourselves!
Now, where should we take the word of the Brownie next?
May I suggest...
SOUTHWARDS TO SPAIN?
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- 701: Kumabear (Nov 20, 2000)
- 702: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Nov 20, 2000)
- 703: Ormondroyd (Nov 20, 2000)
- 704: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Nov 20, 2000)
- 705: Ormondroyd (Nov 20, 2000)
- 706: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Nov 20, 2000)
- 707: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Nov 20, 2000)
- 708: Ormondroyd (Nov 20, 2000)
- 709: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Nov 20, 2000)
- 710: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Nov 20, 2000)
- 711: Bluebottle (Nov 20, 2000)
- 712: Ormondroyd (Nov 20, 2000)
- 713: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Nov 20, 2000)
- 714: Ormondroyd (Nov 20, 2000)
- 715: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Nov 20, 2000)
- 716: Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) (Nov 20, 2000)
- 717: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Nov 20, 2000)
- 718: Kumabear (Nov 20, 2000)
- 719: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Nov 21, 2000)
- 720: Ormondroyd (Nov 21, 2000)
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