h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Wipes the water out of her eyes and sees that the hunky lifeguard is in reality Linus! Goes up behind him and taps his shoulder. When he turns to face her, she places her fingertips against his chest and pushes.... KERSPLASH!!! Linus goes backward into the deep end of the pool!!*

::....which startles Pierre, and he pees in the pool....::

(he has a sensitive bladder, you know...)

oh dear all that champagne wasted then...

(you didn't think the pool would be filled with water did you?)

*snaps her fingers and the ool is once again clean - no "p"*

What a lovely time!

*Jenny does a canonball into the really deep end of the champagne pool, saoking everyone*

*sputter!*

G7

*snaps her fingers and the ool is once again clean - no "p"*

What a lovely time!

*Jenny does a canonball into the really deep end of the champagne pool, soaking everyone*

*sputter!*

G7

*decides to stick to anyway, just in case...*

*Goes into the hotel, checks in, goes to her room, showers, changes, does her hair and her make-up, comes back down to the pool of champagne and cavorting elephants, sits down at a little table away from the action and orders a , nice large vt.*

Go Emma!

*Emma sprays Pierre's derriere!*

*whispers in Thirstys ear...he sends a trunk full in the direction of Marie-rae, hitting her in the face *

whoops, i told him to fill your glass...

*Before she does anything else, she sips her .*

Linus, could you come here, please?

*mopping up again with her towel.*

*stands at the sidee of the wet bar telling a pair of twins of the virtues of the Brownie*

*strategically ignores Mari-Raes request , decides Kuma doesn't need his help at this stage*

*Drumming her fingers on the tabletop, waiting for Linus. She now is wearing her towel as a turban.*

chicken!

*to the twins*

So, ladies...would you like to take a ride on my elephant?

I like your new hat Mari-Rae...

*laughs quietly to himself at what Kuma is saying - he definately doesn't need my help*

*looks, aghast at Kuma's line*

I can't say that I ever expected to hear that one in use!



G7

You should've heard what he asked a green haired waitress to do.

*leads the perky duo towards his trusty pachyderm*

Care for a brownie, my dears?

*the girls giggle*