A Conversation for The Church of the True Brownie
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 16, 2000
And Bluebottle said "Let there be FIRE!!!!"
and there was, and it was good.
And then there was a maniacal laugh, which was not good.
*Bluebottle ignites a torch.*
That better?
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FairlyStrange Posted Mar 16, 2000
Well, BB.....seems there *is* a good use for your...eerrrmmm...talents, after all!
Who wants to go first?
NM (who's scared of dark and spooky places)
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 16, 2000
Me! If I find anything scary - I'll BURN IT!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
And if I'm in front, no-one can stop me. 
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FairlyStrange Posted Mar 16, 2000
eerrmm...uuhh...but what if you burn something we might need later on?
Just be careful BB!
NM
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billypilgrim Posted Mar 16, 2000
Is there room in there for the elephants?
*Looks uncertainly at tunnel entrance, then at Futon, then back at tunnel entrance again.*
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 16, 2000
It'll be fine - I could burn the place bigger!
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 16, 2000
This tunnel is a very convienient one, it has three sizes: mouse, human, and elephant!
*Dr. D pushes a button and the tunnel expands to allow elephants passage*
Dr. D
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Demon Drawer Posted Mar 17, 2000
Won't 'Nonnie fell lonely going down the mouse sized tunnel all alone?
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Ioreth (on hiatus) Posted Mar 17, 2000
Perhaps a flashlight would serve our purposes less... destructively.
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billypilgrim Posted Mar 17, 2000
.....parrot. Entire party stops in a combination of uncertainty and curiosity at the parrot, which is a bit larger than the average person.
Hmmm. Why would a giant parrot be in the tunnel...?
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 17, 2000
Its probably late for the floor show in the new restaurant on the Carnival Pier. Ignore it.
*Urges Emma forward past the parrot.*
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 17, 2000
Floor show address: http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=18878&thread=42996
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 17, 2000
You're right of course,Mari-rae, it is late for the show and it probably won't make it to the show at all.
*Dr. D disappears up the tunnel*
Dr. D
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Mar 17, 2000
Errr, excuse me. It looks like I might be slightly stuck here. Hello? There's no special size for a Llama in this tunnel. Or a giant parrot.
Hello? Anyone?
Looks like it's just you and me parrot. Who's a pretty boy then?
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The Giant Parrot Posted Mar 17, 2000
Well, it's certainly not you, shorty.
Do you know how long I've been stuck down here? Too bloody long, I tell ya. And after all this time some hairy quadraped wonders down here following a lot of pachyderms, humans and a mouse and tries to be a smart arse. Next you'll be saying "Polly want a cracker?". Well fup you, and all your fupping prejudices.
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Mar 17, 2000
Oh great. This is all I need. Stuck in a dark tunnel with some boring giant parrot who has a hang up about stereotyping.
HEEEELLLLLPPPPP!
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 17, 2000
Jim, elephants are larger than llamas. You can get through.
Dr. D
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Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) Posted Mar 17, 2000
Er, errmmm, arrr, errr......
Whoops
(Glad it's dark so the blushing can't be seen)
Thanks Dr. D. I think I must have had a temporary brain failure, induced by lack of brownies and dark places.
Phew. What shall we do about the parrot?
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- 1: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Mar 16, 2000)
- 2: Demon Drawer (Mar 16, 2000)
- 3: Bluebottle (Mar 16, 2000)
- 4: FairlyStrange (Mar 16, 2000)
- 5: Bluebottle (Mar 16, 2000)
- 6: FairlyStrange (Mar 16, 2000)
- 7: billypilgrim (Mar 16, 2000)
- 8: Bluebottle (Mar 16, 2000)
- 9: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 16, 2000)
- 10: Demon Drawer (Mar 17, 2000)
- 11: Ioreth (on hiatus) (Mar 17, 2000)
- 12: billypilgrim (Mar 17, 2000)
- 13: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 17, 2000)
- 14: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 17, 2000)
- 15: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 17, 2000)
- 16: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Mar 17, 2000)
- 17: The Giant Parrot (Mar 17, 2000)
- 18: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Mar 17, 2000)
- 19: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 17, 2000)
- 20: Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder) (Mar 17, 2000)
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