A Conversation for The Church of the True Brownie
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 28, 2000
Why should I want to cut into the rock? I'd rather just walk over to that temple thingy.
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 28, 2000
That's not the right Temple thingy. It's there to make you think it's the real thing.
Dr. D
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Bluebottle Posted Mar 28, 2000
Yes, the real one shouldn't burn.
*BB ignites the fake one*
So, look, it's fake. 
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 28, 2000
You are correct BB. The real one, when you tried to burn it, would reignite the furnace thus cooking the brownie batter that is sure to reside in the ark.
Dr. D
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billypilgrim Posted Mar 29, 2000
Ah, yes, the Ark of the True Brownie, wherein, according to legend, lies the original brownie recipe, and the pact where our supreme deity (erm, do we HAVE a deity....?) promised that her people should never be without brownies. For even in the worst of times, when all hope of chocolate seems to be just a distant memory, the True Brownie will come again to restore our faith.
(sigh)
So, where to now?
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 29, 2000
I'm cold, wet and starving. I suggest we locate the nearest branch of The Aroma Cafe (Swiss Division) and reconsider our objectives ( and also drink lots of coffee and eat a few brownies and/or doughnuts.
*Walks through door which has majikly appeared just to left hand side of him.*
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 29, 2000
*Suddenly realises that he is alone*
Hello! HELLO! Is there anybody there?
*Becomes aware of a presence behind him*
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 29, 2000
*Emma jostles Doctor John forward on down the path.*
I really think we should press on with all due dispatch.
*The other elephants form up again and the Holy Procession proceeds forth into Switzerland.*
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 29, 2000
Most people would think that the ark would be located at the highest point in Switzerland, I think we'll find it at the lowest point.
Dr. D
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 30, 2000
It'll be in some lonesome valley.
~sings~
Down in the vallleeey, the valley so lowww
I lost my true lover, for the courtin' was slooow.
For courtin's a pleasure, but partin's a grief
And a false hearted lover, is worse than a thief.
A thief will just rob you, and take all you have
But a false hearted lover will send you to your grave...
*Wipes a tear*
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billypilgrim Posted Mar 30, 2000
*pats Mari-rae on the back*
There, there. It's ok. He was a jerk anyway. Better off without him, I say. 
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 30, 2000
*Dr J starts singing*
I left my harp in Fat Sam's Disco!
*Several elephants cover their ears*
Don't like it, huh? Try this one, then.
*Sings again* My bee lives because I'm a landowner. *Starts laughing at own ridiculous puns*
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 30, 2000
Here, dear, have a big fudgy brownie. 
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Mar 30, 2000
gimme one too!
Dr. D
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billypilgrim Posted Mar 31, 2000
Any chance of getting to Switzerland by way of a new thread? This one is making my browser crash again.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Mar 31, 2000
*Begins serving out Brownies to everyone. On down the long and winding road they go. Mountain goats run in terror when they see the elephants.*
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- 101: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Mar 28, 2000)
- 102: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 28, 2000)
- 103: Bluebottle (Mar 28, 2000)
- 104: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 28, 2000)
- 105: billypilgrim (Mar 29, 2000)
- 106: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Mar 29, 2000)
- 107: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Mar 29, 2000)
- 108: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 29, 2000)
- 109: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 29, 2000)
- 110: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 30, 2000)
- 111: billypilgrim (Mar 30, 2000)
- 112: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Mar 30, 2000)
- 113: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 30, 2000)
- 114: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Mar 30, 2000)
- 115: billypilgrim (Mar 31, 2000)
- 116: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Mar 31, 2000)
- 117: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Mar 31, 2000)
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