h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

um... yeah... that's it

That's rather crude... how do we know that you won't resort to such here? We all kiss the a@@e@ of h2g2 editors... so how are we different from your co-workers?

Because I'm far away and my brownies won't reach.

We can't really discriminate against brownies of any kind, I suppose, but I think that I'll stick with Monsy's for now. And, Frizzychick, give me a little bit and I will have a low-fat brownie recipe on-line just for you!

Alright, I won't ever put weevils in my nose brownies ever again. Not even for that rat bastard in accounting.

Will that do? Actually, could you people start a new forum? This one's getting dangerously large and threatens to crash my piggishly lame Linux Netscape browser. I'd appreciate it.

Has a Monsy brownie in one hand and a large bourbon in the other.
O Nick nick o nick knick knack knocky gnocci noccy nooooo.
Life's good... Chill out mannnnnnnn.

BTW, What is this religion's position on death? A brownie afterlife? Reincarnation (as confectionary) Chocnirvana?

Since chocolate is the ultimate reason for life, I think that it should be the ultimate goal as well. When you die, you join with the Great Brownie and give people joy throughout the ages.

Cheers Gwe7en. It will be most appreciated. True Brownie Lite faction meetings to start soon?

Here is the recipe page for anyone who wants to post one
http://www.h2g2.com/A195950


Oh and Nick, welcome!

True Brownie Lite is a support group for us struggling with the chocolate addiction / diet quandry...

All welcome :
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=25058&thread=25980

Give me your hungry, your craved, you chocolate-free masses... and I shall give you Bliss.
-From the Testament (the only one) of
The Great Brownie

Here we go... I stole these from some place... can't remember where... it was a while back, though....


Um... actually... I think it has too many references to Sex... not sure how it is over in the UK, but we still get in trouble for such over here

Join with the True Brownie? Mixing people with brownies is a lot worse than mixing weevils with them. Here's a weevil factoid for you...

"By weight, termites, grasshoppers, caterpillars, weevils, house flies and spiders are better sources of protein than beef, chicken, pork or lamb according to the Entomological Society of America. Also, insects are low in cholesterol and low in fat."

That's from the Ohio State University's Entomological department. Perhaps when we die, we can then join together to eat the True Brownie, which never gets any smaller, and you never get tired of eating it, and you never gain weight or anything. Wouldn't that be great?

So instead having a big old bag of chips open when watching the TV, you could have a nice large bowl of fried crickets? Indigenous folk in Oz and NZ have been eating wichety and huhu grubs (respectively) for centuries, I guess. And some of the bigger insects have quite a bit of meat on them...

But leaving aside the entomological issue and returning to the ontological one at hand, I believe Sister Gw7en is referring to a spiritual union with the True Brownie as opposed to a physical one. I think this state of being would be all you desired for a heaven and more!

Imagine having the true essence of the Brownie permeating your entire being, rather than just a small portion of your physical being. And hey, you can't get fat on spiritual essence!

weevils weevils all about and not a brownie in sight
i am not opposed to unique ingredients but you see when it comes to weevils i fear i must draw the line as it seems to be upsetting my poor little weelimenia who just happens to be from a long line of prize winning weevils
*starts passing 'round more delicious alcohol based brownies to the masses in order to prevent withdrawels from occuring*
monsy

Brownie bless you, Abbess Monsy!

Aah, aqua vitae and cocoa vitae, hallowed be thy union! * hic!*

*nibbles brownies sans weevils*

How are they? Do you miss the crunchiness?

I know that I don't!