h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Personally, I've always preferred the Speek/Throon (3 prongs instead of 4), although the Spook/Twoon is also handy. Are these devices heresies to be purged from our faith, or are they legitimate alternative measures for partaking of the Great Brownie?

Inferno.

As long as we don't have to resort to the straw, all is good.

I think that alternates should be seen as acceptable, as long as the search for sporks and foons has been exhausted - no need for a schism here. The Church of the Ture Brownie is big enough for all utensil beliefs. (Although I have to agree that eating brownies with a straw would not be an easy task!)

Indeed... we only discriminate against those who refuse not to use a spork/foon, etc...

Heck... Myself, I prefer to eat with my hands... soup, tea, potato salad, cake, brownies, etc...

It's true, I've seen him do it!

Tis' only natural

So the Great Brownie only gave you two hands, he never gave you a spork, you'd thought that hands was the only way to go?

But the sporks/foons were made to be used with our hands, Sporky. There's a natural progression there...

Gw7en's got a good point there. You can hardly argue the logic. A spork might make delivery a little uncomfortable on the mother.

Maybe we can suggest it in prayer to the Great Brownie God as the next step of our evolution, to have one of our hands replaced by a spork, to show that we are enlightened thinkers who saw the only true way to live was by having faith in the brownie...

Nay, we doth not speak against the Brownies of Enlightenment. We revel in their glory and their great levels of distilled Spirits. Do we not, Brother Shorty?

Besides the edict of not speaking against the great Brownie, I'd really hate to be the mother of the first child born with a spork.foon in their hand. Ouch!

Amen!

Nuts!

Then I retract my last suggestion, the majority has spoken...

Nuts

Indeed... I said that it was natural... it would also be natural to eat with one's feet... I can't do it... to each their own

Here's what I'd like to know - does separation of church and state apply to this new church? Because I for one will vigorously defend my right to eat a brownie in school........

*bounds back into the room with a fresh basket full of scrumptious brownies*....anyone hungry???? i would hate to see them going to waste, i mean i worked very very hard on them and even added a few extra special ingredients to them just for "kicks"
monsy

We all love you Monsy! And TV, you have every right to eat them in school. You just are under no obligation to share if you are not among fellow CotTB followers.

Brownie bless you, Abbess Monsy!

* bites into brownie *

WOOOOHOY!!! WOWOWOW!!! HALLELUJAH!!!

I think I'm being channeled by the ALmighty Brownie


*mmrfph