Welcome to Inferno's Ninth Circle

Greetings, Salutations, Welcome, Hello and Hi. (Sdrasvuitsye as well)

I'm the self-proclaimed local Chaotic Bard. (A title I earned on theOneRing.net's Main Message Board. -- Long story. I'll tell it to you sometime.) Being a Chaotic Bard is hard work. I'll post a link explaining why when I feel like it. Predicitability is not in the nature of Chaotic Bards, after all.

Commerative Event: 23 Oct 1999 -- My first day of existence on h2g2. That point when all the wide conglomeration of folks were blessed with my presence. (or something like that)

Commerative Event: 3 Jun 2000 -- Nothing special, just my first update here in about 6 months. So, I'm slow.

Commerative Event: 1 Nov 2001 -- Got this page back up after the BBC transfer.

Commerative Event: 6 Dec 2001 -- Started my Chaotic Regime.

I have joined (a long time ago) the virtual Church of the True Brownie.Visit it here.

This page is a little barren. It would be a lot barren, but not too many people support baronesses anymore. So.

Look for more in the near (and far) future.

Highlights:More about me (Yes, I'm sure you're all just dying to know that)Why I became a Chaotic Bard.Why I didn't become an Evil Overlord. (That's so cliche anymore, isn't it?)Lots about Tolkien (probably)Lots about Star Wars (also probably)Not a lot about shrubberies.Ways of not getting off planet quickly.More about Star Wars and TolkienLess about me. (Since noone would particularly care anyway)The nature of Chaos Theory (Something a Chaotic Bard must know a lot about -- It's in the job description.Sometimes, that is. Wouldn't be chaotic otherwise, would it?)Did I mention Star Wars or Tolkien? Yes, I thought I had.And so on.

Did you know? In The Lord of the Rings, at the battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli kills 42 orcs. Go figure.

page last updated: 1 Nov 2001 (Yes, folks, I AM alive!)

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