h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*bops him on the head with a loaf of dwarf bread*
that should cure you!

I vote for "Cities of Gold" as today's theme tune

That sounds good.

OWWWW! That hurt! Good job I was wearing my armoured helmet! Don't do that again Ændr or I'll shoot you or possibly do something much worse to you! Understood?

"Cities of gold"? Never heard of it!

Hang on a minute, is it a cartoon tune?
Besides it's still friday and I'm getting into KLF today, tomorrow you can have anything firts post get the theme for saturday and sunday as I'm going out to get legless for the weekend, interspersing with some neccessary work, though it's not essential I cease drinking to do this!
:-p

There will be no shooting of patrons in this bar thank you.

Sorry Menza! I promise I won't shoot him I've thought of something much worse to do to him and it won't be very messy!

or kitchen staff for that matter.... anyway, what worse can you do to me? I'm a physicist.

How about messing around with the sub-atomic structure of your mind!

you might have a problem with that...

Menza, it looks like I am going to have to go back to the full version of my name, which for Zarniroop's information was

Ændr the Mad Hatter, like hats, not sane, FEMALE

or is this one better?

actually, I prefer this one

I was going to ask why you had reverted back, I won't bother now.

okay then

So what should the tune for the day be?

Oooh now this could be a good opportunity, *checks around for Zarniroop* I don't think he's around, how much would it be worth for you to play PICTURE HOUSE? He'll never know honest

*quickly removes anything that could be used as a weapon from the room*

Is that a no? *wonders if Menza knows something I don't about Zarniroops temperament, starts to wonder where's a safe place to hide*

Try behind the sofa, it always makes me feel safer.

Honestly, are you a menza or a mouse, I shall stand my ground and maintain my postion on the subject, I shall play the said band and if shouting occurs then I'll just...*hears a door creaking*...errr, can I borrow your sofa please? I'm only small, you'd never notice I was there...

Right who put this pile of tosh on!


"TINKERBELL!" I know it was you, come out from under the sofa. NOW!

I am not a very tolerant person, so don't think I'll let you get away with this! To achieve forgiveness and avoid a rather horrible experience being visited upon you.........I want your entry on wombles within 24hours, without references to any bands!

Ændr - Apologies for the confusion of your gender, I once knew some-one with the same name as you and they were male last I saw them.

OK. Order has been restored and it just remains for me to select an appropriate tune.......
Job done, I'm off to do something constructive with my hangover!

OJ works good.