h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Homage to Cheese!!?

You can appeal to menza, but as it was I that started this thread, I think I will get the last say on this. And as for useing democratic principals to force me, against my will, to play records I don't want to on my juke box ...

You...
You..

...Democrat! I will have no choice but to take up arms against you and declare a state of martial law in this forum, if you insist in resolving this matter.

OK?

1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10

Ahhh! Calm!

Sorry for that little rant, but you keep pushing my buttons Tinkerbell and evoking a most disturbing part of my psyche, please don't mention P. H. again in this forum.

As for actor/stage bloke, you were pretty close, I am a general all round freeloader (Oooppss! think I should have said freelancer) and have worked on many theatre, music and conference events.

Peace & Love

Cheese, my favourite. His namesake is standing for Virtual h2g2 President in The Post's upcoming elections. Anyone got any good dirt on him?

*Crawls off singing Summer Holiday, off key...

Cheese for president!?!

HUH! If he only knew what I knew about being president he wouldn't bother.

I usually take an instant dislike to politicians, it saves time later.

Don't confuse me with a politician!

Could be why no one seems to like me though!

I only used to be president, and I got that job without playing politics!

D*mn! I've got stuck key syndrome! guess which letter I've just lost!
8-(

Erm, was it the full stop key?

And I have a supply of the bands CD's which I am no longer mentioning because I'm now too scared...meany

How come you keep shouting at me, it's most unfair! Other than mentioning the band which I'm not allowed to mention I protest my innocence! I'm seriously considering retreating to my fairy mushroom and listening to the unmentionable band whilst dancing a sad little dance in the moonlight. *holds hand to brow in dramatic fashion* sob!

So you're a freeloader eh? Good professional choice there, top job

*wonders if it's possible to get the unmentionable band to play on my homepage like the cheers music in the pub*

*not without everyone else getting annoyed at your page cos of the drastic download times*

*ooh telepathy this is novel, there's only three people who use my page so I doubt they'd mind because the music would lighten the mood whilst waiting...kind of like muzac*

Thanks Menza, but the full stop was/is working fine, it was a stuck A that caused problems earlier. Though you have just done me great service in drawing my attention to my underusing the full stop!

Tinkerbell - we must call a truce I am very happy to see you refraining in using the unmentionable band.
Hope you like today's tune!

Blondie is good. TB if you put the unmentionable band on your page I'll come over to visit and listen with you.

Can I request EMF "Unbelievable" for tomorrow. Please please please.

Ha I have a potential unmentionable band listener 1 nil to moi methinks...O.K that's a poor start to a truce I feel but it makes up for you not cleaning your hankie first

I vote for Unbelievable too, but can we start a theme and have I'm a believer the day after, but none of your shoddy versions it has to be the Reeves and Mortimer version

Ever obliging courtney, I'll even start it an hour early for you, enjoy!

*** Special notice to all visitors to this forum ***
please note the following

I do not usually take requests, tho I may take them as inspiration.
I do not hold with democracy or any of its forms, especially voting!

*** end of todays special notice ***

Thanks to Tinkerbell for agreeing to a tentative peace agreement, and remember that one battle does not win a war!



Peace & love

You undemocratic? Never
If one battle doesn't win a war does that mean that at some unspecified point in the future you're going to start randomly hurling abuse in my direction again? hmmm, better find some supporters

Thanks Zaniroop for the tune, I'll try to keep in mind that this is not a democratic forum.

Hmmm, not sure about this non voting thing though.

On the subject of war, I will not tolerate it in this thread, unless I can win at little or no cost, the beauty of a dictatorship
Also note that I do not hurl abuse randomly, it is honed and aimed for maximum effect so be warned.


So comrade you are publicly expressing doubt over the governance of this thread, is that correct?

No not at all, I believe in one man, one vote. The owner of the thread is the man, and he has the vote.

gets back and see that the thread has changed somewhat

Thank you menza, for clearing up my misinterpretation of your views

Ændr, welcome back! I trust your holiday was good. While you were away my megalomania has run away with itself a bit, tho' I kinda like the new me better.