h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, not sure where the Juke Box actually is though. I haven't seen it in ages.

I'm sure I could borrow one if I'm allowed to use it to play trashy stuff, lets see mmmmmm, I'll start with no.53a Grease Lightning, then 42g Angels because that always annoys a good few people then possibly something more relaxed ... oh wait no The Kinks Waterloo Sunset and then to round off my pound I'll have Bohemian Rhapsody just for the pleaseure of watching everyone headbang and spill their drinks
What'll be your choice?

Tinkerbell - Picture House
Eeerrrrrrmmmmmmmm!
Wasn't really in to the music but they were really nice people. as they came on they said - something alomg the lines of "if this were how many people that were going to turn up, they should have invited them to their house for a gig" though lots of people turned up in the next few minutes

On The Subject Of Jukeboxes - yes they are there to piss people off, - why else do they put The Smiths on them!

Menza - I agree - chamber music is a bad idea for a pub - BTW where's my cider & peanuts?

*pours C|_| and finds [ ]*

Here you go, sorry.

Thanks Menza,
I was beginning to think this was quite an exclusive club
*Slurppp...Munch,Munch*
Ahhh!

Most annoying pub tunes -
Midnight Rambler -Rolling Stones , almost as long as BR, but not as many people know it. personally I love it!
Anything by the smiths will cause me to leave.
And don't knock Robbie - he's a god!

Chamber music is not bad for all pubs and is certainly appropriate for the majority of this building \ref{kitty_thread:the_cellars}
perhaps we should have a chamber for some chamber music and other musics elsewhere

perhaps some
Pi-a pi-a pi-a-no

piano pi a pi a pi ano! I am the music fairy and I come from far away and I can play, what can you play . . .
Yes well, The Smiths? hmmm, besides I wasn't knocking Robbie merely stating that Angels is such a slow slushy song that it always manages to annoy many people, generally males. I know whats good Band On The Run, we could have that on too, and we must need the Bee Gees that annoys everyone but provides much amusement when drunk
If we're having chamber music do you think they could do William Orbit, because he does chamber music on his mixing desk things? Just a thought

I'm still not convinced.

*sends convincing thoughts to Menza*

How about what I am listening to now - my collection of old children's tv programme theme tunes - wombles, dangermous, cities of gold, count duckula, ewoks, littlest hobo, ducktales, thundercats, stop the pigeon, the raccoons etc?

Sounds like good fun.

Can I make a request for the BBC's Radiophonic workshop CD - DR Who etc,etc
*starting to get excited about glastonbury next week*

Another festival buff.

Glastonbury is the ultimate festival and I can't find any entries for it on H2G2. !!!

Wow *looks in awe at bloke with wombles CD*
Can we play that? Please, Please, Please? If I promise to tidy up afterwards (with my fairy dust, I'm not likely to do REAL work) can we have the juke box? Please?
I'll even resist from playing Mozart
But back to the CD, where did you get it from I want one does it have the Gummibears on too? "Gummi bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere", what about the Muppet babies? oooh and the Thundercats "Thunder cats are on the loose, Thundercats are go, thunder thunder thunder THUNDERCATS", and does it have He-Man? "I have the Power of Greyskull!" . . . I'm going to stop now and go and calm down, *skips off singing "wombles of wimbledon common are we*

I think its time for the Valium.

*busily packing the rest of his stuff*

Me is looking forward to better medication than valium to get me thru the next week!

Hmmm, I think we had better not go there in a public forum.

Where's the bloke with the wombles CD? I'm a girl with a wombles record... you know the old things that have to be played on a gramaphone with a needle and all.

I used to use those, but that always got too scratched up.