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Mother do you they'll drop the bomb?
Mother do you think they'll like tis song?
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Mother should I build the Wall?
Mother should I run for President?
Mother should I trust the Government?
Mother will they put me in the firing line?
Mother is it just a waste of time?
Hush now baby baby don't you cry
Mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true
Mother's gonna put all of her fears into you
Mother's gonna keep you right here under her wing
She won't let you fly but she might let you sing
Mother's gonna keep baby cosy and warm
Course Mother's gonna help build the Wall.
Mother do you think she's good enough for me?
Mother do you think she's dangerous to me?
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Mother will she break my heart?
Hush now baby baby don't you cry
Mothers gonna check out all your girlfriends for you
Mother won't let anyone dirty get through
Mothers gonna wait up until you get in
Mother will always find out where you been
Mothers gonna keep baby healthy and clean
Ooh babe ooh babe ooh babe
You'll always be a baby to me
Mother did it need to be so high?

I'm not sure, but I think Jokerford2000 uses

OK, that one doesn't work!
I'll go find it.
Back soon.

OK, that one doesn't work!
I'll go ask him, cause there's no Pink Floydd at Lyrics.com
He's my bro. (Joker, not P.F.)
I'll have him get back to you.

Ask and ye shall recieve Marv. This site is the most complete lyrics for Floyd that I have found.

Or try this one!!!!!!
< http://pinkfloyd.colorado.edu >

*cautiously raising his head above the parapet* Am I the only person in the world who doesn't like Pink Floyd? I've asked this question of other people and the answer always seems to be "yes"...

I thank you much my friend. As a huge Floyd fan I am a little suprised by the lack of good web sites for them.

All that you touch
All that you see
All that you taste
All you feel.
All that you love
All that you hate
All you distrust
All you save.
All that you give
All that you deal
All that you buy,
beg, borrow or steal.
All you create
All you destroy
All that you do
All that you say.
All that you eat
And everyone you meet
All that you slight
And everyone you fight.
All that is now
All that is gone
All that's to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."

(That's a fact, Jack)

Luna p.s. Thanks, Joker

Mmmm Floyd...

*Cue gently strumming*

If I were a swan, I'd be gone.
If I were a train, I'd be late.
And if I were a good man,
I'd talk with you more often than I do.

If I were to sleep, I could dream.
If I were afraid, I could hide.
If I go insane,
please don't put your wires in my brain.

If I were the moon, I'd be cool.
If I were a book, I would bend for you.
If I were a good man,
I'd understand the spaces between friends.

If I were alone, I would cry
and if I were with you, I'd be home and dry.
And if I go insane and they lock me away,
will you still let me join in the game?

If I were a swan, I'd be gone.
If I were a train, I'd be late again.
If I were a good man,
I'd talk with you more often than I do.

Sorry, that should be http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26239&thread=28086

I don't know all th elyrics to this - wouldn't mind being told...
"They hurt you at home and they pity you at school
They hate you if you're clever and despise a fool
Till you're so f**king crazy you can't follow their rules.."

Fate, could not find in normal resources. E-mailed a friend. Let you know results.

Why Thank you Luna

(Also not a floyd fan...)

I feel released,
bad times deceased,
my confidence has increased,
reality is here.
The game has been disbanded, my mind has been expanded,
its a gas that frankies landed,
his lust is so sincere......

*grabs the mic and starts singing like a cross between Morrissey and Frank Sinatra fronting a punk band*

If I could see into your heart
Then would I know just where to start?
'Cos I'm lost and I need to be found
Crazy as it sounds, I need you around

If I could stand to be on my own
Then I would probably just leave you alone
But I'm gonna feel this way till I'm six feet underground
Crazy as it sounds, I need you around

Turning
Tossing and turning
My love is burning me down

If I could change one thing in this world
I'd change your mind and make you my girl
'Cos I'm lost and I need to be found
Crazy as it sounds, I need you around
And I'm gonna feel this way till I'm six feet underground
Crazy as it sounds, I need you around
I need you around
I neeeeeeeeeeed you around!

Pffffppfpfpfff.......gentle strumming! (Fnarr) (see earlier)

*Dons fake 'tash*


Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel ali-i-i-i-i-ive
And the world turning inside out Yeah!
And floating around in ecstasy
So don't stop me now don't stop me
'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time

I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go go go
There's no stopping me

I'm burning through the sky Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Don't stop me now ('cause I'm havin' a good time)
Don't stop me now (yes I'm havin' a good time)
I don't want to stop at all

I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I'm a satellite I'm out of control
I'm a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

I'm burning through the sky Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

Don't stop me don't stop me
Don't stop me hey hey hey!
Don't stop me don't stop me ooh ooh ooh (I like it)
Don't stop me don't stop me
Having a good time good time
Don't stop me don't stop me Ah-h-h-h-h-h

I'm burning through the sky Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Don't stop me now ('cause I'm havin' a good time)
Don't stop me now (yes I'm havin' a good time)
I don't want to stop at a-a-a-ll......Da da da da da......

*plunk plunk*

I don't know but I been told
the streets of heaven are aligned with gold
I wondered how things could get much worse
did the Russians happen to get up there first

wowee
jippee
I'm a poet
I know it
hope I don't blow it

I was invited to recite a poem
at the sorority sisters Home
the wine was good and my head was spinnin'
I wound up with the dean of women

jippee

Now I'm liberal but to a degree - I want everybody to be free
But if you think I'll let Ferris Goldwater
live next door and marry my daughter
you must think I'm crazee

I wouldn't let him do it for all the farms in Cuba

*plunk plunk, plunk plunk, pling*

I set my monkey on a log
and ordered him to do the dog
he wagged his tail and shook his head
then he went and did the cat instead

he's a weird monkey

*plunk plunk, plunk plunk, pling*

You're probably wondering by now
what this song is all about
but what's probably got you baffled more...
is what this thing here is for

it's nothing
just something I learnt over in England

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Thanks so very much, Wise Fool!!
I knew Fate's lines sounded familliar. Since the title given was a Floyd song, I presumed.....
Big smile when I read your entry.
Had some John Lennon years ago, (Plastic Ono Band & another who's title eludes me at present)
ex-bro.-in-law took it upon himself to sell them! (only a nasty person steals your tunes!!).
Anyway, Working Class Hero .......I'm suddenly speechlesss.
Thanks, again.