h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(we were watching this last night as we put up the tree!)


Whatever happened to Faye Raye
That delicate, satin draped frame
As it clung to her thigh
How I started to cry..yyyy
Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same.....

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh
Erotic nightmares
Beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams
To treasure forever
Can't you just see it?
Ohh...ho...hoooo..

Don't dream it!
Bee..ee it!

side by side
hand in hand
da da da da da da da da da da
side by side
hand in hand


we all... staaand... together...!


*remembers the song, not the lyrics, just fleeting fragments of frogs with huge bass voices and a fish soprano, two panthers encroaching on that bear (rupert?) and so on and so on and cute, cuter, squishy*

That's Paul mr. Prez....

TM.

'Well if i said I really loved you and was glad you came along
for you were here with me...for you were in my song...
Here today...'

Only took him 5 years to write that(1985).

The bear is called paul?
I didn't know bears wrote songs.
Or that they could be nobled.


laa la laa lee lala loo
the lovers the dreamers and mee...

You could be my Yoko Ono,
I could folow you where ever you go,
be my be my be my Yoko Ono, oooh

If I were John and You were Yoko I would gladly give up Musical genius
Just to have as my own personal Venus....
Don't blame it on Yoki!!

Thank you Wisest Fool!!!
And sorry Luna didn't realise I'd confused you , didn't think to change the Floyd title!

Don's moustach and short black plastic mini to go with the tight lurid pink top

I want to break free
I want to breeeeak free
I want to break free from your lies you're so self satisfied
I don't need youuuuu
I've got to break free
God knows God knows I've got to break free
I've fallen in luuhuve
I've fallen in Luuhve
I've fallen in love for the first time and this time I know it's for real
I've fallen in love

etc..

Welcome to my world
There's no turning back
Even while we speak
You will find you're
acting out your best behaviour
Turn your back on mother Nature
Everybody wants to rule the world...

There's room where the lies won't find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do I'll be right behind you
So glad we almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Everybody wants to rule the world.....

Hooray, some TfF!

Have a friend, calls me up
says hello, then hangs up
he must have read my mind
these are the days of a different paradigm

Maybe once, maybe twice
he said "God does not play dice"
yet if he's everywhere
he's in casinos with aces to spare

Oh love is God's mistake
Oh love is God's mistake

That's Ok, luv. I confuse pretty easily!
Love the look!!

Grabs mic and finds partner, resisting the 80's bug

On a hot summer night.
Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Will he offer me his mouth?
Yes
Will he offer me his teeth?
Yes
Wlll he offer me his jaws?
Yes
Will he offer me his hunger?
Yes
Again. Will he offer me his hunger?
Yes
And will he starve without me?
Yes
And does he love me?
Yes
Yes
On a hot summer night.
Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Yes
I bet you say that to all the boys.

It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning
There was a fog crawling over the sand
When I listen to your heart I hear the whole world turning
I see the shooting stars
Falling through your trembling hands

You were licking your lips and your lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste
We were lying together in a silver lining
By the light of the moon
You know there's not another moment
Not another moment
Not another moment to waste

You hold me so close that my knees grow weak
But my soul is flying high above the ground
I'm trying to speak but no matter what I do
I just can't seem to make any sound

And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh-it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you
And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh-it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you

Now my body is shaking like a wave on the water
And I guess that I'm beginning to grin
Oooh, we're finally alone and we can do what we want to
The night is young
And ain't no one gonna know where you
No one gonna know where you
No one's gonna know where you've been

You were licking your lips and your lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste
We were lying together in a silver lining
By the light of the moon
You know there's not another moment
Not another moment
Not another moment to waste

And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh-it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you
And then you took the words right out of my mouth
Oh-it must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you

You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me
You took the words right out of my mouth
It must have been while you were kissing me

Oh when I die, and it won't be long
Yeah you're gonna be sorry that you treated me wrong
Yeah you're gonna be sorry that you treated me bad
Yes I'll be dead but you can bet your life I'm gonna get you back...

Might be a planecrash, or some sort of O.D.
Yeah there's gonna be a photograph with my obituary
You're gonna see it and you'll cry
You're gonna wanna wear black
Yes I'll be dead but you can bet your life I'm gonna get you back

I'm tired of being left up on the shelf
I might not wait around, I might kill myself
Not only would you miss me, but you'd feel guilty too
Yes I'd be dead but it would be too late the joke would be on you...

So you better take warning, start treating me good
Start doing the things that you know you should
Quit doing things wrong, start doing things right
'Cause the reaper is coming to town and I just might die!!!!!!

LW III.

How 'bout some Jethro Tull

Nine miles of 2 strand topped with barbed wire
Laid by the father for the sun
Got shelter down there along the valley floor
Down by where the sweet stream runs

They say they gave me compensation
But that's not what I'm chasing
I was a rich man before yesterday

Now all I have got is a check and a pick-up truck
Looks like my farm is a freeway

They're busy building airports on the southside
Silicon chip factory on the east
And the big road's pushing through on the valley floor
A machine pouring six lanes at the very least


(That's all I can remember and I don't think it's all right)

*grabs the mic again and starts to croon, Sinatra style...*

Those fingers in my hair
That sly, come-hither stare
That strips my conscience bare, it's witchcraft
And I've got no defence for it
The heat is too intense for it
What good would common sense for it do?

'Cause it's withcraft
Wicked witchcraft
And although I know it's strictly taboo
When you arouse the need in me
My heart says "Yes indeed" in me
Proceed with what you're leading me to

It's such an ancient pitch
But one I wouldn't switch
'Cause there's no nicer witch than you!

You big old softy!!

Moon River, wider than a mile,
I'm crossing you in style someday...
Old dreammaker, you heart breaker,
where ever you're going, I'm going your way.
Two Drifters, of to see the world, there such a lot of world to see.
We're after the same rainbows end, Waiting round the bend, My huckleberry Friend, Moon River, and me...

Anyone recognize this one?????


When they turn the pages of history
When these days have passed long ago
Will they read of us with saddness
For the seeds that we let grow
We turned our gaze from the castles in the distance
Eyes cast down on the path of least resistance

Cities full of hatred fear and lies
Withered hearts and groups of empty lives
Scheming demons dressed in kingly guise
(Feeding?) on the multitudes
And scoffing at the wise

The hipocrites are slandering the sacred house of truth
Aged nobles showering their bitterness on (you?)
Can we find the minds that made us strong
Can we learn to feel what's right and what's wrong
What's wrong.......

Cities full of hatred fear and lies
etc. etc...

(You are not allowed to make guess Luna, I know you know this one!!!!! LOL)
BTW words in parentheses are guessed at. memory not 100% accurate!

when did the Karoke turn into Name this tune????

Back to the 90's I say!!

"Call immediatly time is running out. We all need to do something crazy before we die"

Do you remeber when I spoke to you?
I was easy then and I'm easy now
I still sit at home twitching my fingers
Singing the songs of my favourite singers
Easy then I'm easy now
And when the days turn into nights
And the nights turn into days
She would say
This house is not my home
I choose to sleep alone
I'm not waiting for the telephone
No I'm not waiting for the telephone

You want '90s? You got it....

Do you have the time
To listne to me whine
'Bout anything and everything all at once

I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the core no doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keep adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paramoid
Or am I just stoned?

JokerFord2000

the lyric that you asked about before this one, i think it was the great RUSH, i just cant remember the song name just yet

"we are the priests
of the temples of syrinx
our great computers fill our hallowed halls
we are the priests
of the temples of syrinx
all the gifts of life
are held within our halls"
(or something like that i dont have time to really figure it out b/c i have finals to be studying for)

kalu

And the meek shall inherit the earth....

Look around this world we made
equality our stock in trade
come and join the brotherhood of man

Oh what a nice contented world
let the banners be unfurled
Hold the red star proudly high in hand....

We see so many tribes
overrun and undermined
while their invaders dream
of lands they've left behind
better people
better food
better beer
why move around the world
when eden was so near?