h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ewe! Cool! Cat-faces and vampire-bat smilies! HOORAY!

Now, how do you make 'em is what *I* want to know!


*ptewie!*<<-------------*

"Argh! Is there no end to the pidgeon menace?"

lick on one and it'll take you to the smiley page.

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**Licks one** They taste ok to me...

~~A~~

Yeah! Thanx folks! Whoo-hoo! This is cool!


This is for Fenny:

This is for Celeba and Aurora:


NOW with all these new weapons at our disposal, how can ANYONE stand between Me and My Empress and WORLD DOMINATION!

da Baron

*ptewie*<<------------------*

Now if only I could figure out how to destory pidgeons with 'em!

You KNOW I meant click. And it's Clelba, not Celeba, you're the second person to make that mistake.


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I feel with all that and . This is me after the Baron's pidgeons have flown over. Oh, and this may be the closest they have to a pidgeon.

~~A~~

Nice use of smileys. I must print out a quick reference sheet of those...
Oh yeah, and the fonts on this computer have gone strange. Hmmmm. And the window's making scary noises at me. Hmmm. Is it a ?
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Maybe you have a in your computer.

~~A~~

Well, I haven't been back on that computer since, I can tell you that.

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Sorry for getting the name wrong, Clelba (how do you say that, anyway?)! But you guys shouldn't have eaten Fenny's with all that I gave ya! For shame you little 's!

An' Fenny's been w**king so hard, too!

da Baron

ALL FOR FENNY!





*ptewie!*<<---------------

"Everywhere I go, there the pidgeons are!"

You say it as it looks, really. clelba. Pretty simple if you don't think about it.
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Well, I'll try not to think about it next time, then. I have a friend who's a leopard, by-the-way. Are you related?

da Baron
*ptewie!*<<-------------------*
"Pidgeons! Pidgeons! Pidgeons!"

Ok world domaneers, what's the story?

I'm seeing a lot of new smileys, but no new world domination plans....Hey, hold on just one....Oh no!

Aghhhhhhhhhh! The smileys have taken over, the smileys have taken over!!!!!! We're all doooomed.......

Me and the leopard?? Only related since yesterday.
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We're taking over with smileys. KNEEL BEFORE THE SMILEYS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whatever.
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I don't see you kneeling. That makes the smileys very

Yeah, well you can't see me. I'm hiding behind the curtain.
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Maybe we're taking over the world with long names!

Baron - Do you come from a Discworld book too? "Witches Abroad" to be precise...

~~A~~

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