h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I feel like chicken tonight
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Exactly! Kill all the stupid people and leave the smart and the strong! Wait a second, didn't some other planet already do that?
Oh well! We'll do that anyway! Don't forget to include a well rounded diet of Swedish sea-bass for the troops...

helllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Well,.....hi!

Can we help you?

We're a bit busy you see. With trying to take over the world an all......

who, me? I've been here ages. I'm friendly, by the way.
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But you STILL don't know how a pussy perfers to be cleaned!

da Baron

*ptewie!* <<--------------------------*

"I'll give you Scotland, if you'll sic your pussy on those bloody pidgeons, though!"

I have no need to clean pussies, cats are perfectly good at washing themselves!
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You mean you'd let those CATS have all of that CHOCOLATE? Are you SURE you're FEMALE?

da Baron

*ptewie!*<<-----------------*

"5 grams of chocolate to anyone who takes out the pidgeon!"

Um, I don't really understand you. So I can't really reply to what you wrote. so i'll go now.
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And no giving away Scotland either! It's too rainy for your pidgeons (and some of us happen to live here too...)

~~A~~

Um, hi. *Picks a piece of grass off Scotland and runs away quickly*
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*takes out 15 pigeons in one swoop from an uncommonly high oak tree*

But that's evil! Oh, right.
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You see, Fenny's response is DEFINATIVE PROOF of her female-ness! It's well-known in all psychological circles that women will destroy uncounted numbers of pidgeons in order to obtain a CHOCOLATE TREAT! And they might even clean a cat in order to obtain some! Hence, my doubts as to your feminity.

da Baron

*ptewie!* <<----------------------

"ARG! Fenny! You MISSED ONE!"

um. hello. Tasty pigeon, I must say. yum.
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Hello there young cat person. Are the pidgeons bothering you?

No, no. No bother at all. very tasty. You were talking to me weren't you?
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Don't see any other cat-type people, do you? Just a lot of feathers.....

We're very well-prepared!

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Aurora, someone is getting carried away with the new selection of icons, me thinks?!?!?!?

Now we don't want any compulsive obsessive types in the world domination team. Unless your compusivelly dominating the world that is.....