h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Gwennie should stop drinking the vodka in the plastic gallon jug.

*DD find the Whiskey (the good stuff)*

Anybodyt want to help me open the BB?

*alicat stumbles in from the direction of the vodka "water"falls (east)* wow, has anyone tried those multi-colour, mini, micro party enjoyables? i swear i was in a parallel universe. you were all there, and the hot tub, and the beer fridge full of stars. everything was there, but it was all green. like the emerald city. green means go, right?@

i am bored! TAlk to me!

i'll talk to you, Alix. i'm a little behind in my preparations for our Groundhog Day party, but i always have time to talk. what's on your mind right now?@

That was put up by my friend. We are just passing. Our space ship needed refueling, it runs on alcohol so your supply is down a bit. we're off now back to running round finding other places to crash into.

Men!!!!!!
The entire gender are p**ing me off!
Thanks for the talk you Cheered Me Up!

why don't you crash here? there's plenty of alcohol for you and your friend. we have an unlimited supply here on Zitlurub VI. it's Heaven. we also have these purple mushrooms, you simply must try.@

i'm ready now.@

Although they're not all purple. Some of them are green (which could indicate mould, but who knows/cares?), some are red, and the *really* special ones change colur as you look at them.

@YES@ They are the magic ones. They help people come together. Oh, God.@

Come together how exactly? Just enquiring, but I'm sure some *scientific* research should be done...

"And You and I" could be the first two lab rats...Did you put on Sarah McLachlan?@

Any one want to help me dispose of these??

Me. You. Mew!

I *knew* that I could count on you two. BTW I got a pic of you Mew, little bugger aren't you?

Marv, are you saying you thought I came for the food?
Or picking up on the "something to munch on" remark?

Ah, just give me a beer, luv. All this catching up has me thirsty!
Corona, if you please.

Well Milady, here is your Corona. And wouldest thou give me the pleasure of this dance?

Marv, this is a hot tub, not a dance.

I would be honored to dance with you, sir.

*takes Marv's hand*