h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*strolls back in the thread, wanders to the fridge to check on her fishies, removes a basket full and aims for the hottub*
oh my!, draggie! what on earth are you doing here?? i thought you were still over at MM's keeping his page safe until he completed the repairs to his motherboard?.....well, since you are here i might as well give you a couple of these fishies
*slides into the hottub next to draggie and gives him a scratch under his chin before popping a few vodka fishies on his tongue*
there, that should make you happy , guess you must of been just getting a bit lonesome over there all by your lonesome ...i am sure MM won't mind you staying for a bit and i will take your place for a bit and make sure his page is kept safe until his return ....
monsy

Did you know that Endths can teleport! With a little [poit] they disappear, and with a little [tiop] they reappear somewhere else.

Really? Sounds like a certain Greebo we all know.....although I believe she tends to "wink" in and out....

Hey, Monsy - got any chocolate doughnuts? Endth scoffed my Greebo reserves.... *Gwennie looks at her last bottle of vodka* and finished my stash off vodka.... Sigh!

Hey, if this Endth teleports while I'm hugging it, will I go with it?

Hmm... Sounds interesting. Anyone know how they do it?

*suddenly the hot tup jets begin to wind down and an immense grating sound ensues. Bear looks down noticing olive-green clumps of fur floating in pool....jets cease pouring their scalding goodness...dirty looks assault bear from all sides.... shrugs....sighs*

Oh alright....I'll get the net...

Glad to see *someone* clearing this thing out for once - who knows what else is floating around...

Slay dragons?!?! How dare you utter such blasphemy!

*offers to scritch that part dwaggies always have trouble with*



Better?

Well, there's /stray/ dragons around...

Which could turn nasty...

*Returns with net and a new "Hair Disintegrating filter" for the tub. Begins scooping out the unceanliness...*

*produces a large box of doughnuts and passes them over*
and as for the draggie and things turning dangerous...don't worry, he is a good draggie, just remember not to get too close to his nostrils
*passes nonnie some vodka fishies and a brownie*
monsy

I suppose we could always clean the filters out.....

*Pulls on mask & fins and dives down to find filters....and comes up with a horrified expression on her face.....*

Oh, heck! It's worse than we thought. Does anyone know a good plumber?

*Something grabs hold of net and begins to drag bear under*

UH..?!

A little help here if you wouldn't mind!

GULP!

*BUBBLES.........*

*re-emerges thrashing with purple tentacle wrepped around snout. Drawn under once again.*

*returns from 3 storey barfridge pushing a wheelbarrow, which makes delicious clinking noises*

Hi folks, sorry for the delay. I........er, got a bit carried away sampling the stock...........

Well, theres bad news and good news.

The bad news is : I can't remember which beers we tried and which we havent.

The good news is: i bought a wheelbarrow full of alcohol with me so noone need leave the hot tub for a while

Never fear, Gwennie's here!

*Grabs hold of Baron's waist and starts to pull backwards.....*

Gosh! This is hard work - all hands on deck!!!

Hello! Is anyone else there????? Help!

*jumps out of the hottub and grabs hold of Gwennie then begins pulling in order to help free Bear from the purple thingies*
monsy

*Resurfaces wit giant octopus slung over shoulder*

Thanks for the help, Gwennie.

Calamarianyone?

Thanks to you as weel, Monsy.

Looks like i was in a bit of a time warp

but now that everything is okay i guess the wheelbarrow will come in handy after all