h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Examining hus clothing*

I'm not sure this will work... we don't look anything like Twig's people...

just a little bit of magic and re-oderant should do the trick

*uses magic to make everyone look like twigy's people then sprays them with re-oderant to make them smell like their parts to*

Phe-ew! No offence, Twig, but your people STINK! *To Josh* Are you sure it's not too powerful?

*lifts knocked out person to Axy for him to smell*

yah um that's just the essence of pasta re-oderant which I found in his pocket and all of their pockets actualy

... just don't spray to much on yourself

I won't. Are we all ready?

I think we are we better be we are at our floor

My sensors indicate that there is a small group of non-pasta-infected soldiers approaching. I suggest a high stun setting.

*turns chain stunner on maximum stun power*

*Sets phaser to stun*

How cliche is THAT?

?

You know, it's one of the most quoted lines from the series'. Like 'Make it so' or I'm a doctor not a ...' ect

*Waits for the lift doors to open*

*watches as the doors begin opening*

*Points phaser at doors, finger on the trigger*

*before axy get's a chance to shoot Josh shoots them all with the chain stuner*

Impressive...

*injects them all with liquid pasta*

that should keep them knocked out longer

[[*Snorts* I WASN'T SLEEPING, I... What mission is this?]]

the ship invasion

[[Oh, right. Take their keys for the Gloooooooooooooooooooooooooooojomazt.]]