h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... which ones are those they have 5 keys a red, a blue, a yellow, a green, and a forentareshonama key each

Let's take 'em all. Live it up.

[[*Lives it up*]]

[[What? Now, there are doors that look suspiciously like they're from Doom. They'll have 'You Need The Blue Key' on, and so forth.]]

*uses blue key on door from doom that says to use blue key on it*

Door:ERROR INTRUDER ERROR INTRUDER

*uses red key on door*

Door:False alarm back to your posts gaurds

ok you were saying twigy?

[[Ah... Well, try a Logical 'Al Gore'-ithm on the key colours.]]

...

[[Just choose a random colour each time. It'll usually be right.]]

Alternatively., we can shoot stuff. I prefer that option, personally

*Sets phaser rifle*

Not yet, Nuge. When we find their bridge, THEN you can shoot stuff. Until then, let's try to stay incognito.

I was in Cognito once... nice place. Small planet near Alpha Centauri

I was waiting for someone to make that joke...

Noted, but not relevant. Any progress on that door?

*talks over comlink to axy*
what are you guys doing back there I only have one door to go

I'm right here Josh. Ready all phasers...

Aye sir.

*ok last key to use as it needs all the keys I'll wait for you guys to open the door to the bridge*

*Tenses up in anticipatio of the fight*

*enters last key and takes out his zap um 3000*his chain stunner ran out of juice and is now charging

*readies phasers*

*watches door begin to open and decides to use his magic instead*

*changes his zap um 3000 to his staff*

*zaps aliens*