h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*starts shooting swirly magic stuff at aliens*

*Uses Phaser Rifle to shoot aliens*

they are all knocked out sir

Spread out and search the bridge. Take the command stations.

*Takes the science station, after brushing the crewman out of the way*

*begins setting up a computer to transfer control to the Derringer*

*Sits in the Captain's chair and beins looking at readouts*

Get me the ship's logs, I want to know what they've been up to.

sorry sir their logs are protected by a fire wall

*points at wall of black fire*

hmm

*throws a white paper airplane at it*

*watches the black fire go out due to the whiteness of the plane*

Its at times like this, when I see such... tactical mastery...

[[You have to think slightly illogically to get through the ship. Watch out for the Ceiling-Reversers*

*Josh calls down from the ceilling*

yah they are a pain oh look the captains chair is actualy up here

*Aximili sitting in Captain's chair*

I thought something was odd...

sir all logs copyed to a cut off teminal incase of viruses and we can control this ship from ours now with no way for them to take it back

Excellent. Get to work on repairing this ship and send half the crew over.

Commander MegaChedda, you have control of the Derringer. I'll stay over here to monitor progress. Return and keep a commlink open.

Josh, can your magic help to repair this Ship?

Twig, can you translate the logs for us and summarise them?

Aye sir.Nuge your with me.Twig 2 to beam over.

*Appears*

Whoa. I never thought I'd see this style before... 24576 Neo-Neo-Neo-Gothic. Incredible.

Anyways, these logs...

Where do you want to start?

Correlate the data between our ships. I want a brief summary of this ship's recent activities. Ho long will it take for you to access the logs and translate them?

And is it possible to make this ing chair occupy the same gravitational field as the rest of the ship? You guys being upside down makes me feel queasy...

*Teleports back to the Derringer with MegaChedda*

*begins searching for blue prints for the ship to make sure he dosn't break it*

*turns a ring in the wall which spins the captains chair so that it is on the floor*

there you go sir