h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Will you kindly stop using my U-page as your list of handy links to things


* wanders off muttering something about how he knew he should have recycled one of his old A7xxxxx series pages so as to put a stop to this sort of premature posting thing *

Well, I'm bored

Oh go eat your kebab


* stomps out of the thread *

Well, if you'd bothered to read the journal entry properly, you'd have seen that I was *actually* buying a haggis.

Well it's still the same compressed sheep's lung. It's just served a bit differently that's all

Actually, when i buy kebabs I normally buy chicken kebab, which doesn't tend to include compressed sheeps lungs at all. Well, some do, those who think that any form of kebab must have donor meat in. But my friendly neighbourhood kebab shop has seen the light

**turns up two months later and has a general giggle at goings-on**

B

Evenin' B

Wotcha. Do you still want to get rid of Barry Ferguson after he scored 6 points this weekend?

B

He did? Um, put a hold on that deal for a while then, willya?

Will do. I'm not doing the current set of transfers until Tuesday in any case.

B

Right. I'll see if anyone else in my team needs dropping anytime, but iot would seem harshg to drop Ferguson in the week he got a) his first points and b) my only poiints of the week

Well, exactly. When you're hot etc etc...

B

i love the beginning of the season, cos it means i am top, twice thanks to the viewer tag

Really?

git

If you're going to move people about, can I go at the top for a bit? It's the only chance I'll get.

B

Hey- you finished higher han me in season eight, you bastard, I'll be very annoyed if you're ahead of me in alphabetical order as welll...