A Conversation for Talking Point - The Wonderful World of Pants

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Beatrice

This is not just a pair of Y-fronts: these are hand stitched, organic cotton Y-fronts, made from tender young cotton plants lovingly harvested, combed and spun by dusky maidens high in the foothills of Nepal…

This is not just a thong: this is a piece of lycra created by NASA’s engineers, made to a design developed by fair-trade architects using computer software hand-written by Bill Gates…

These are not just boxer-shorts: these are woven from silk extracted from ancient Chinese silk worms, working to a traditional oriental recipe passed down through the dynasties…

This is not just underwear: this is the new Paxman range, only available from Marks and Spencer….


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