h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Blackjack table.

*Bond approaches the Blackjack table a beautiful woman ins sitting next to a smart dressed yey foolish rich man*

*E walks over to stand next to JB, finally glad to be wearing her dress...*

*JB can't help but notice Eoamndo in her off the shoulder black number, with all it's sparkling sequins, nor can the smart dressed yet foolish rich man*

*E blushes at all the attention*

*Bond calls over a waiter*

Vodka Martini plaese, shaken not stirred and can I have a 500,000 dollar credit opened on this table.

James, *E looks up at JB, a pleading look in her eyes*, can I play too?

Why yes good lady. Why don't you play my hand?

*E takes a seat at the Blackjack table next to the smartly dressed yet foolish rich man...*

*DE is seen walking to the balcony above the table and taking a position where he can observe all that goes on below.*

Carte.

*A familiar looking waiter appears with a vodka martini, shaken not stirred*
Your drink, Mr. Bond. Your credit has been approved.
*Looks enquiringly at Eomando*
And for you, mademoiselle?

Midget: Our plans are going well, master.

GL: Yes, BB was the perfect choice. He has no idea that he is doing our work for us. Have the test results come back yet?

Midget: Yes, master. The trees contain our added genetic material too, as I was sure they would. Noone saw me break into BB's lab and modify his acorns

GL: Good, good. Soon, when there are enough trees we can launch Phase II of our plans

*Grins wollfishly, Midget cackles and rubs hands*

Waiter: Good evening madame... may I take your coat?

*takes of faux-fur coat, to reveal a dark blue satin dress*
*hands it to waiter, recognising him also, but succeeding in not showing it*
thank you
*smiles*

*A man in a dark suit enters the room, and walks slowly to the Baccaret table.*

*E looks at the cards, wondering what she should do...*

*The waiter takes the coat and heads towards the cloakroom. As he hands it to the attendant he inserts a small pin behind the coat collar*