h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*E wonders why the man looks so nervous...*

*JB wonders who it is behind the curtain who is being so nervous. And can't wait any longer to find out, so walks through curtain*

Aha, I should have known you would be behind this.

*A small, balding man with thick round glasses grabs JB's arm*

S-s-s-so you recognize me, M-m-m-mr. Bond. Yes, I have brought you information before. I am in great danger. If I am caught Mr. BB will kill me. B-b-b-but I must tell you. The acorns. There is more to th...

*The man suddenly clutches his neck. A look of pain and fear crosses his face and he collapses on the floor*

*E quickly reaches down to feel his pulse...*

James, I think he's ... dead ...

But he mentioned Mr. BB. Where can we find this BB?

The Bond Theme

He could have meant Bluebottle. After all he said there was more to the acorns...

I saw him just a few minutes ago near the blackjack table, James. Do you think it's possible that he killed this man somehow?

Bond: No, because BB is not in this scene. However, there was someone who no-one noticed...
*The man in the black suit picks up the money "won" from the baccaret table, and exits the casino*

*JB notices man in black suit leave*

JB: Quick, E, we must follow that man. He will lead us to BB.

*The man in the dark suit leaves the building, and walks towards a waiting car.... He gets in, and the car explodes!*

So much for giving the New AM a run then. But somehow we must be able to track down this devilish BB.

*Thinks... wasn't he seen by the baccaret table....?*

What about the Mysterious Joanna? She might provide us with a lead. Is she still here or has she collected her coat and gone?

*Joanna is seen across the other side of the room holding a drink*

*And doesn't recall ever having told anyone her name*

We still haven't found Valentino either...I wonder whats happened to him...

*Bond and E quickly examine the wreckage of the car as a crowd gathers. Bond finds a small key, shaped like an acorn. He pockets the key and they slip back into the casino.*

*JB notices the woman at the other side of the room and approaches her*

So we meet again, and you still haven't told me your name, Miss?

Hello Mr Bond, its true, we do meet again, and I still haven't told you my name....
*looks Eomando up and down, faintest sneer on her face*
Doesn't look like I need to, either...
*smiles*

*Notices empty glass*

May I get you another?

*E wanders off so that JB can do whatever he wants to do...*