A Conversation for House of Gods
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Max Conrad Posted Oct 31, 2003
Oh well, I suppose we could let bygones be bygones. Would you like to come round to the St Terry's vicarage for afternoon tea? I also have Schloer, Ribena and (of course) Harvey's Bristol Cream.
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Male Researcher, Philosopher, Marxist-Leninist, Epistemologist, Sociologist, Idealist, Free Thinker 217777 Posted Dec 2, 2003
Bow before me mear mortals, for i am MR.P.B.M-L.E.S.I--god of Assassins, Tax Collectors and other Necessary Civic Duties, Friend of Bob, and i am here to recive your worship.
(Please)
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 2, 2003
an assassin that collects tax...
well it takes all sorts
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Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Dec 2, 2003
Don't worry about Male Researcher, he is my friend but he can be a little egotistical.
I beleive that he wishes to become our god, official like.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 4, 2003
i worship no god
i have tryed a contract on a few though 
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Male Researcher, Philosopher, Marxist-Leninist, Epistemologist, Sociologist, Idealist, Free Thinker 217777 Posted Dec 5, 2003
ohh go on, please. I'll Bless your Weapons?
i've even got a jingle:
"He is powerful,
He is great,
Cramped working conditions
Make Him irate."
(It's not great but i'm working on it)
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Male Researcher, Philosopher, Marxist-Leninist, Epistemologist, Sociologist, Idealist, Free Thinker 217777 Posted Dec 5, 2003
iv'e even got a shrine, F81855?thread=353134
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 5, 2003
its up to creachy the house of gods is his...
but I will never ask for your blessing
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Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs Posted Dec 5, 2003
don't worry, monotheism isn't for everybody. but it couldn't hurt having a god in our "house of gods".
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creachy Posted Dec 6, 2003
yeah fine, you can sleep in one of the spare store-rooms. down the hall on your left
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 16, 2003
Creachy i come to ask if you and your house would like to fight against the other houses in a small innerhouse championship...
bring anyone who wil fight for you...
winner gets a plc on the bord and a special prize
and of corse there house will be knowen to be the best house in the guild...
only if you are interested that is
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 16, 2003
oops silly me F132717?thread=311966 is where its all happening
thing house is competing as if you needed a reason to beat them up...
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Male Researcher, Philosopher, Marxist-Leninist, Epistemologist, Sociologist, Idealist, Free Thinker 217777 Posted Dec 16, 2003
this place is nice, i think i'll stay for a bit, but do i have to become an assassin?
i don't mind if i do.
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creachy Posted Dec 16, 2003
MR, how do you fancy joining me in battle. hand in hand as the only two members of HoG
F132717?thread=311966
see you there, i have no idea what is going on
just gonna fight for the hell of it
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 16, 2003
i thought you might like it creachy
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creachy Posted Dec 23, 2003
*walks back in and sits at his desk. shuffles some papers to no real ends as he is expecting someone.*
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Wiro Posted Dec 23, 2003
*enters without knocking as he is expected*
It is agreed you are outside the normal rules
is it agreed we have a common enemy in ACID?
my progress with the problem of ACID so far is that i have spoken to jedi council members, they refuse to aid. However they told me that metablockers affect the ability of a person to use the force. i have set Joe the task of creatin with the scientists a device to use these against acid.
The council also told me of a jedi who may help. I am attempting to make contact with him.
Will you aid in the removal of acid, a contract has already been approved on his death.
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creachy Posted Dec 23, 2003
you wish me to remove Acid from the Jedi persona?
that will be extremely difficult as my persona in the Jedi order is dead. and there is also the problem of HDS having to be informed and then agreeing, unless this has already been done, i cannot see it being cleared.
however, i may have someone who can do the job. from you i will need to know:
a) if there is a preferable time/means/method you would like used for his inhumation.
b) an update on his current movements and expected location at wanted time of inhuming if available.
c) complete silence about this plan.
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- 41: Max Conrad (Oct 31, 2003)
- 42: Male Researcher, Philosopher, Marxist-Leninist, Epistemologist, Sociologist, Idealist, Free Thinker 217777 (Dec 2, 2003)
- 43: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 2, 2003)
- 44: Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs (Dec 2, 2003)
- 45: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 4, 2003)
- 46: Male Researcher, Philosopher, Marxist-Leninist, Epistemologist, Sociologist, Idealist, Free Thinker 217777 (Dec 5, 2003)
- 47: Male Researcher, Philosopher, Marxist-Leninist, Epistemologist, Sociologist, Idealist, Free Thinker 217777 (Dec 5, 2003)
- 48: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 5, 2003)
- 49: Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators + the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs (Dec 5, 2003)
- 50: creachy (Dec 6, 2003)
- 51: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 16, 2003)
- 52: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 16, 2003)
- 53: Male Researcher, Philosopher, Marxist-Leninist, Epistemologist, Sociologist, Idealist, Free Thinker 217777 (Dec 16, 2003)
- 54: creachy (Dec 16, 2003)
- 55: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 16, 2003)
- 56: creachy (Dec 16, 2003)
- 57: creachy (Dec 23, 2003)
- 58: Wiro (Dec 23, 2003)
- 59: creachy (Dec 23, 2003)
- 60: creachy (Dec 23, 2003)
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