h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*this is where you will eat and drink. please do not remove cutlary or culinary from this area.(the chef is one mean dude when it comes to this, you have been warned).*

A rectory is where a rector lives.

I think you'll find you meant "refectory", which is the dining hall of a monastery or college.

If you have information, which could lead to the return of some missing sweet sherry, I may ask the CPS (Church Prosecution Service) to let you off with doing the church flowers for the next three weeks.

ARCHDEACON MAX CONRAD (CH. INSP., C. of E. Police)

quite right that was obviously a deliberate mistake to test anyone who stumbled upon it, and i am pleased to tell you that you passed with flying colours, congratulations

*crosses out 'Rectory' with a big black marker and writes above it at an angle 'Refectory'*


now, i need some info on this 'sweet sherry' character first. where was he/she last seen?

what does he/she look like?

where does he/she regularly frequent?

is it he or she?

oh, and you do know we are assassins not P.I's, but seeing as business is slow a little diversity is acceptable.

and i thought this was a church....
it somehow seemed to fit with the seting

yeah, that's right. this is a giant church where it's monks happen to be highly trained assassins


*crosses out 'Refectory' with the same large marker and rights below the original 'Rectory' notice in the opposite angle 'Rectory - dammit!'*

*takes down the notice and puts up a new shiney one it reads

the rectory
(refectory)

ahhhh, thankyou