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Yes! I will join the fight... today.
Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Jan 28, 2000
Wow.
You see, kids, stealing fish doesn't pay. Especially if it's just to sautee them at exceedingly high temperatures. Blaming those you trust helps during one of those "Don't Panic" moments. Denying everything is necessary to hold a political office. Getting all of this YK?
Er... YK?
Oh.
Yes! I will join the fight... today.
FairlyStrange Posted Jan 28, 2000
eerrrmm....uuhhh..I don't think YK is available for comment at the moment!!!
NM
Yes! I will join the fight... today.
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 28, 2000
Yes I am! That was an SD weapon I used!
Yes! I will join the fight... today.
Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Jan 28, 2000
whew! I thpught you were dead YK!
Everyone... replace O with P!
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 29, 2000
I'm npt quite dead.
At least, I dpn't think sp.
Everyone... replace O with P!
Baron_Shatturday Posted Jan 30, 2000
Good thing YK isn't dead! I'm glad. Otherwise who would we schlepp off to Gaol for this heinous offense against the treasury of the City of Virtual London? Get thee unto a nunnery, YK! Oh, I'm sorry, that's one of Shakespear's plays, isn't it? Erm, yeah.
OK YK! It off to the calaboose with ya! :o)
God is truly in his heaven and all is right with the world!
Fenchurch, may I have some more of that deeeelicious tartar sauce?
da Baron
Virtual Vice
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 30, 2000
Baron, you're a jackarse!
Wait, THAT can't be right...
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Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Jan 31, 2000
*gasps, looks particularly miffed*
YK, To think you said that about my dear, dear Vice! I am APALLED! As Virtual Mayor of London and Empress of the Earth and Moon I hereby annul the privledge of cookies! That's right... NO COOKIES FOR YOU!
*walks away, muttering to self angrily*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 31, 2000
Don't worry, I have donuts here! [immediately, everyone present each grabs one] Erm, I /don't/ have donuts here...
Yes! I will join the fight... today.
E the mad therapist (..wanna TALK about it?!?) Posted May 18, 2000
Spit! Spit!SPit! SPIt! SPIT!
SPITSPITSPITSPITSPITSPIT!!!!
YEAAAH MAN!!
That felt GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
I'm with you there fellas, though I will have to stick with the 25$ minimum as I am as yet but a pauper student of neither wealth nor fame. Would payment as a lump sum to be retrieved from the waiter at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe two aeons in advance be allright?
Don't thtop thpitting boyth!
E
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Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted May 20, 2000
Doughnuts? They're... they're not cookies. *sulks, walks away*
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FairlyStrange Posted May 20, 2000
Cookies? I got a tote sack full....if ya' want one, yer welcome to 'em!
Choclit chip....they don't go too good with beer!
NM
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 21, 2000
Fascinating. Someone's finally returned to ARSE.
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Baron_Shatturday Posted May 21, 2000
I come back only to find YK using an ALIAS (tryin' to get out of the gaol sentence eh?) and slandering me with accusations of "jackarse". Now what the hell is that? The arse of a jack, I tell you! And I'm not the arse of a jack! I'm a YETI arse!
And doughnuts DEFINATELY aren't as good as COOKIES, so Fenny and I will take some of those NM (and I feel safe speaking for her in this instance, knowing her LOVE of cookies!).
YK- you're a FISH-MONGER!
da Baron
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 22, 2000
No I'm not. That was weeks ago. Now I'm a Jedi.
And here's the cookies. [Everyone takes one]
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FairlyStrange Posted May 22, 2000
Well...hello Baron, long time no see! Welcome back.
I take it you are about to get your "console" up and running again?
If we need more cookies, i've got a stash out in the trunk of Monsys' Dart! I'll bring 'em in, if I need to!
NM
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Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted May 22, 2000
*begins to rock back and forth mechanically, in her own world of happines, muttering "cookies, good, cookies, good, cookies, good" over and over again*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 22, 2000
Hmm ... maybe ... nah. That wouldn't be nice.
Hm? Oh, bribing you to do my homework for 12,064 cookies.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 22, 2000
What does NM stand for?
No, I'm above saying that 1024 times. I did, however, say 1024 sixty-nine times.
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- 284: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Jan 28, 2000)
- 285: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jan 29, 2000)
- 286: Baron_Shatturday (Jan 30, 2000)
- 287: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jan 30, 2000)
- 288: Fenchurch M. Mercury (Jan 31, 2000)
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- 290: E the mad therapist (..wanna TALK about it?!?) (May 18, 2000)
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