h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you'll have to pardon dear fenny, she tends to get easily excited
monsy

My my!!!!!! I haven't seen her that excited since she won the mayors' race!!!

Well....bein' as to how I'm here, might as well...

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NM

hhhmmm....out of practice! Try that again!!

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NM

I think there should be a spitting smiley! :-`~~~~~~~~~~~~

Without spitting, there could be no dentists!

Can I second the request for a spitting smiley? I wonder who would be brave enough to approach "The Powers That Be?"

NM

The Gods help those who help themselves.

[raises hand] I'll do it.

Noble ARSE society, as I, your beloved Emperor (and Baron of Shatturday), and feeling sure I speak for your Empress (Fenchurch Marston Mercury), who have discussed matters together and have taken it upon ourselves in glorious self-sacrifice to take on the onerous task of putting order into this world by asserting our divine right as the Illuminated and most Exalted rulers of the planet, and the moon.

Our first act, as your Fearless Figureheads, will be to repeal the anti-spitting ordinace on H2G2 by Imperial decree!

We rule!

da Baron
First Beast-Monkey and Emperor of Earth and Moon.

*giggles to self* And you thought it was crazy when we were Mayor and Vice! heh heh heh. AAhehahaha... AHAHAHA... BUHWAHWAHWA!! Now, back to my "Indirectly h2g2 - Related To Do List"...

1) Take Over World... check!
2) Reinstate spitting as acceptable - nay, APPRECIATED - behaviour... check!
3) Sautee the rest of the fis-- err...

You didn't hear that! *glances around at suspicion - drowned masses, terrified* BARON did it! U-huh! REALLY! I SAW him, but could do NOTHING to stop it! NOTHING, you HEAR ME?! I TRIED, oh LORD how I tried! *falls, sobbing while peeking through hands to see if crowd bought it*

Fenchurch M. Mercury, Slightly Buzzed Laze - About - Scholar, Fish - Monger, Virtual Mayor of London and Co-Sysop / Empress of Earth, who manages to be terribly off topic at every opportunity.

Sautee the rest of the fish?

who are you sauteeing the rest of the fish?

Not really, just asking for clarification on that third checkpoint.


At least, I /think/ it's a checkpoint.

Just be sure to use low heat as you sautee the fish.....remember, they ARE somewhat flammable!

NM

[BORAM!]

Thanks for telling me beforehand.

Flammable!, I was sauteeing fish once and keblooey! They exploded all over me! Couldn't get the smell out of my hair for three weeks! 8-(

[smouldering] WEEKS?

Thanks for the advice. But no, I was NOT sauteeing the fish. What made you think that? HA!

I can avowedly attest to the fact that Fenny does NOT sautee fish! And if she were, it would be over a low, safe heat- to avoid one of those deadly "Chips Pan Fires" which plauge our Limey bretheren. But I digresss...

I can see from the above that neither Fenchurch or I will have to bear the blame for this most unfortunate "suateeing of the fish" thing. IT WAS YK! IT WAS YK! I SWEAR! He CONFESSED!

da Baron

William Wylde
First Beast-Monkey and Sacred Clown
Lord High Emperor of Earth and Moon
Baron of Shatturday

Well, if the Baron says it wasn't Fenny then, it wasn't.
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Oh, fine then. I confess! But MY fish is cooked, too! [YK whips out a nasty-looking blaster-type gun and shoots himself in the head, apparently exploding.]