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Post 641

The Doc

The password to access and fire the American nuclear missiles in 1967 was briefly changed to "OOOEEERRR Missus" after the US president saw a carry on film.


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Post 642

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

Or has it?


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Post 643

The Groob

Pulsars are actually just radio waves of the Joe Meek track "Telstar" bouncing off other planets.


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Post 644

The Groob

In the last two years of his life, General Tom Thumb underwent a growth spurt and ended up at 6 feet tall.


Reading/Read 'The God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins?

Post 645

Taff Agent of kaos

this is now a serious thread

smiley - bat


Reading/Read 'The God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins?

Post 646

Cheerful Dragon

"this is now a serious thread"

Oh, come on! Nobody's *that* gullible!!smiley - tongueoutsmiley - nahnah


Reading/Read 'The God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins?

Post 647

The Doc

If you play back "Carry On Screaming" backwards, it reveals Satans plan for mankind, punctuated by a Lidl advert for a "Buy 1 get 1 free"
satsuma offer.


Reading/Read 'The God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins?

Post 648

The Groob

If you send an email to [email protected] it sends an email to every hotmail account in existence.


Reading/Read 'The God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins?

Post 649

The Doc

Whoopie Cushions are in fact an enslaved alien race, just looking for a way home........


Reading/Read 'The God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins?

Post 650

Taff Agent of kaos

groob, i am stealing that one for facebook!!!
smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh

<>bat


Reading/Read 'The God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins?

Post 651

The Groob

We aim to please! smiley - cheers


Reading/Read 'The God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins?

Post 652

The Groob

If you see something in an old movie that you can't quite explain, it can't be anything other than a time traveller gone back in time.


Reading/Read 'The God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins?

Post 653

The Doc

The "Cybermen" evolutionary path is the inevitable and ultimate answer to safe sex.
Their next project is the development of "Cyberladies" to complete the process


Reading/Read 'The God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins?

Post 654

MonkeyS- all revved up with no place to go

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Considering their complete lack of genitals, that's probably not far from the truth.


Reading/Read 'The God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins?

Post 655

MonkeyS- all revved up with no place to go

News just in- Ann Widdecombe has prepared a Janet Jackson style 'wardrobe malfunction' for this weeks Strictly Come Dancing.

Viewer in HD or 3D are advised to watch the programme from a safe distance- preferably the next county.


Reading/Read 'The God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins?

Post 656

The Groob

The foundations of the BT Tower in London and Eiffel Tower in Paris are so deep they could both officially be categorised as volcanoes.


Reading/Read 'The God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins?

Post 657

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

In Scotland it is actually illegal to eat haggis on Burns Night, even though it is rarely enforced the law has never been repealed.


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Post 658

Clark Peterston

If penguins are flightless birds, are there non-swimming fish?

Dinosaurs became extinct because they ate too many carbohydrates.


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Post 659

Ceba

There are actually fish that cannot swim, have you never hear of the Michael Fish?


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Post 660

swl

Being made from fruit, wine counts towards your Five A Day.


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