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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Jun 24, 2008
Prince's song "Little Red Corvette" was originally a homage to vegetables until someone pointed out to him that courgettes aren't red.
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Pink Paisley Posted Jun 24, 2008
Eventually the world will run out of black pixels and when you type into your computer, only blankness will come out unless you use another colour.
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Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break Posted Jun 24, 2008
If you tip your monitor on its side, all the colour will run out of the vents on the side.
If you have an LCD screen, the colour will build up at the bottom, and the screen will spring a leak, and dribble on the desk.
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Dene - specialist in red herrings Posted Jun 24, 2008
Mine has just done just that. Why didn't you warn me earlier?
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Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break Posted Jun 24, 2008
A slight digression from the thread, as this actually happened - I used to work for a well known electrical retailer. Someone's pen had leaked, and left a stain on the floor, close to where I was re-arranging the display of portable TVs.
A new lad, somewhat gullible was just arriving, so I quickly placed a TV on it's side, on top of the stain. As he approached, I asked him to pass me the TV. He did - and noticed the stain.
I looked shocked, and cursed myself for leaving the TV on its side - and explained the problem with the dye in the TV screen running out. He was amazed - and actually believed me.
We managed to keep this up for over a week, until he began to notice that people seemed to leave TV's on their side whenever he was around...
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Pink Paisley Posted Jun 24, 2008
Sorry Moonhog, but you seem to imply that the other posts in this thread are not true!
What are you on?
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Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break Posted Jun 25, 2008
I do apologise.
Don't know what came over me there.
Sorry.
Won't do it again.
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swl Posted Jun 25, 2008
Despite the best efforts of the pharmaceutical industry and billions spent on research, the best treatment for acne is chicken milk.
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Yael Smith Posted Jun 26, 2008
My dad managed to convince my brother and me that there's a laundry programme for dogs, and told us to go and look at the dial, and find a silhouette of a dog on it. (I was about 13 at the time, never used or looked at a laundry machine before. My brother was about 5)
Needless to say we actually checked...
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swl Posted Jun 27, 2010
Chocolate can only actually be digested and absorbed by women. Just as sweetcorn has absolutely no nutritional value, so it is with men and chocolate. Therefore, giving men chocolate is a waste of time as only women derive any benefit from it.
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Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break Posted Jun 27, 2010
Has anyone mentioned that if a zebra walks past a barcode scanner, it comes up as frozen peas?
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swl Posted Jul 3, 2010
The Beatles wrote "Hey Jude" during their touring in Germany days, but the original was called "Achtung Juden"
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Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break Posted Jul 4, 2010
Penguins can smell toothpaste from three miles away.
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The Groob Posted Jul 4, 2010
The number 4 was invented in 1562. Before that, the sequence of numbers went: 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8...
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KB Posted Jul 4, 2010
The national anthem of Bhutan is "Roll out the barrel" played on the lute.
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MonkeyS- all revved up with no place to go Posted Jul 9, 2010
Dame Helen Mirren once played scrum-half for Wigan.
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