h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can I be there to see the look on his face when you reveal yourself to Hoo.

Can *I* be there to see the look on everyone else's face when you reveal yourself to *be* Hoo?

Blicky, are you saying that God may be a dirty perv in a long raincoat?

Nope, he's not Hoo. If he were, I suspect humans would have been made *much* more reasonable than they actually are.

In His image you mean.

I would ask;

Have you made any mistakes?
Have you changed your mind?
If you could change something in humans or nature today what would it be?

Have you ever thought about starting over?
Have you done this same thing before?
Are you doing the same or similar on other planets?

Does it take the whole solar system to keep the earth going?

Is it true ytou said you would never flood the earth again?
If so why not?
Was it a mistake?
Did you realise that people would proceed in the same way again?

Do you have emotions?
Is that part of us humans being made in your image?
Is being made in your image meant to equal the whole universe rather than just humans?

Do you like yourself?
Do you have an equal?
Do you have a nemesis?

Is Father ,Son and Holy ghost correct ?
What happened to women in that trio?
Was that a man made concept?

Are we supposed to be partners in keepers of the domain rather than having dominion over?

Mog: would God look like this by any chance:

http://www.carseywerner.net/gdb_eng.htm

An excellent cartoon series sadly cancelled by NBC due to it being leaned on by Islamic and Christian groups playing the blasphemy card.

God has never been so cool - voiced by James Garner!

I would ask him:

a) When's the third book coming out?
b) Do you mind all these other religions breaking copyright law and plagarising your stuff?
c) When are you going to tell the Catholics to chill out?
d) Why are all the fun things so bad for you ?
e) Why did you put two versions of creation in Genesis? And Creation or Evolution - go on you can tell me.
f) How's Elvis and have you seen him lately?

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Or Monty Python... wow, how do you find time for all these public appearances?

What's your take on people taking your name in vain?

I'd ask for an explanation of the appendix, for a start. What is that thing for, exactly?

What has been the best laugh , watching humans?

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Except that I think it's three or four others, I would agree with you, Pattern-chaser.

They certainly are dogmatists!

the black calling the like pot That's kettle.

Why are there so many calories in everything I like to eat? If you are really god prove it by creating a delicious yet calorie-free cheesecake right here and now.

Was the earth your only foray into creating sentient life, or are there other planets where you had a go? Were they more or less successful as an experiement than we are?

Are you the god figure in any/all of humanity's faiths or did we just make that stuff up?

Here's Absolute Proof for you, Kelli. It works like this:

"You can't reason with dogmatists"

Well, you can try. But you'll soon find you can't teach an old dogmatist new tricks.

>>Is there really a species of shark which can vomit underwater?<<
I can answer that one. Anything that can breate underwater, including humans with Scuba gear, can vomit underwater. It's just distinctly unpleasant. Never go Scuba diving with a hangover
There are a few questions I'd ask God:
"Buddha, is he where it's at, is he where you are?
Could Mohammed move amountain or was that just PR?
Did you mean to die like that, was that a mistake?
Or did you know your message would be a record breaker?
Now, why did you choose such a backwards time in such a strange land?"
- Jesus Christ Superstar

More seriously I'd ask whether humanity was just some experiment he's lost interest in, or whether he had some purpose for us. And if he had a purpose why send the most irrational people to be his advocates?
Finally I'd ask him how humanity ends up. I don't want to know what happens to me personally, because that'd make my life boring, but I want to know what happens to my species after I've left it

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Ouch!

What's the big thing with guitars and tamborines?
Ever strike you that after the crucifixion, that you might have cared to leave some permanent evidence of your divinity and your message? Might have prevented a good few wars over the last 2000 years.
Is interstellar space-travel possible?
Any chance I might be able to go back in time to get a peek at what *really* happened 2000 years ago?

Do You get upset when most humans on h2g2 automatically assume that You are the God worshipped by Christians?

Are You He?

If not...?

Pattern-chaser

"Who cares, wins"

are you really apologetic about the inconvenience or were you just saying that?