h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

pretty close actually!

"No need to ask about the *in your image* thing since I am now grey haired with a beard, but what about the ladies, huh?"

One day, God was having a look at humanity and he noticed how much work women do, how loving, how nurturing....

"Women do so much. They nurture their children, they cook and clean for their families, they work so hard, they love their husbands and comfort them when they are sick.... They do this all their lives. They deserve some great gift to honor how much they do."

God thought and thought about what he could do to honor women as they age, for having done so much with so little thanks...

A light bulb went off. "I know, I'll give them a beard!"

That joke doesn't get much of a response from younger women.... Women of "that certain age", understand why it is so funny.

<<"No need to ask about the *in your image* thing since I am now grey haired with a beard, but what about the ladies, huh?">>

Oops, I didn't notice this before - but the questions seems to be asked on the basis that God has a physical being, and that God is male! By no means! God doesn't have a physical body, and God has no sex (although God does have gender, or so I am told...)

'In His image' isn't physical...

"Refresh my memory yer holinesses, but which one of you is Moe?"

"Love the platypus, how did you come up that one?"

"Has anyone ever told you that you look like Charlton Heston?"

The car keys in the last place you look? Could it be that having found them you stop looking?

Where did you put Dave Allen?

" God has no sex (although God does have gender, or so I am told...) "

And you believe everything you're told, of course.



H.

Jaydax:



Pattern-chaser

"Who cares, wins"

Who died and left you in charge?

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I asked a class of 12 year olds for their suggestions. By far the best question was:
'What do you want?'

So, what do you really think of Oolon Colluphid?

You buying then?

and of course...





Does my bum look big in this...

To awnser Woodpigeon, I do see people suffer, and i feel awfull for them , especially when their family and they don't recognize you anymore, Do you beilieve in God? as in the one and onely,
Another Q:
>God, why did you let those mechanics put the bolts in the worst places on an engine?

God this is a very serious question.

In light of the fact that 6 million Jews were murdered in the Nazi Holocaust, why are people behaving like such wan**rs to one another in the 'serious' threads on a silly little website that was designed for creative humour?

Why did you put such a capacity for hatred into the world. Why the are you letting us kill each other and despoil this wonderful planet.

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Of course, the famous question of Babylon 5's Vorlons.

So this is a silly little website designed for creative humour, is it? Take a look at the EG and see if that's creative humour, do.