h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wow... I gotta stop drinking...

Make me a FREAK!
My U-number is... U200779
I want to be Angel/Lord of... Archangel of Dead Humatons, Escape From The True Matrix, and Fall From Disgrace
My style is... Dark Instigator Of Revolutions To Return Humanity To Its True State
I most admire... Stephen Hawking, Tony Iommi, John Lennon, Shigeru Miyamoto

(PS I have written an entry on dorks at A2410435 . You may or may not wish to link it.)

Hello?

It appears nobody cares about you. Too bad.

Hmm, Existential's probably revising, she should add you on soon

Meanwhile feel free to a complimentary drink of your choice in the bar

Sorry! I'll get right round to you tommorow, nice shiny name up on the page..
[Unc must me psychic!]

I'm better than my word, you've been put on the page today
Loved the entry on Dorks by the way, hope it does well in peer review

Great to be here!

Great to have you aboard! Please, make yourself at home

Make me a FREAK!
My U-number is... U635735
I want to be Angel/Lord of... Angel of Redheads quickly going grey
My style is... frumpy, cuddly and loving mummy, scruffy, hippy, .......................
I most admire... my children, my friends and my

Please let me join your group - I am already but it's not official until I've signed-up and had my first free and I am quite at home on the ceiling. (I'm not much good with screwdrivers.)

Thank you

screwdrivers..... so thats what I need to get the chairs down......

Welcome aboard Mustard Seed! Make yourself right at home!

Oh...there are some chairs on the floor in the garden.... No screwdrivers required!

Thank you Existential Elevator.

You've even put me on the list. Am honoured to be an official FREAK.

Will be drinking on one of the garden chairs. after collecting daughter from Brownies and Youth Bus.

Do we have any official FREAK badges?

(How are your exams? or is that a sore point?)

Oooh, I'm a Brownie Guider myself

there's no end to your talents, well impressed. I used to love Brownies and Guides. GLF loves the Brownies. First time on the Youth Bus tonight, but she may not be allowed to go as she's got until 27th June before she is 10. Apparently though, some kids have been allowed just before their 10th birthday.

You not watching the footie either? We must be freaks, or maybe not

Not much of a talent, I was a rainbow at 5 and just sort of never left. Is she excited then?

Don't think much of football , I don't watch any sport really, but then I watch hardly any TV at all. I didn't even realise that there was a game today until I phoned home and was told I was missing it.

Yes, she's really excited. She was upset thinking she might not be able to go, so I hope she's allowed. The kids have loads of fun on this huge double-decker run by the Youth Service.

GLF's growing-up so fast. We can't believe she's nearly ten. Me and Matt are more excited about her birthday than she is.

The only sport I really like to watch is Wimbeldon. TV: ER and that's about it. Don't watch Question Time anymore because I get too Oh, my friend watches Richard and Judy and I saw it a couple of weeks ago. Now, every day I switch it on at 5pm, phone in my answer to this quiz they run, then switch off. You can win thousands and it's really easy. Don't tell anyone I said I switch Richard and Judy on. Thanks!

Does sound like fun

The twins (my little brother and sister) turn 11 this summer, which seems a little odd. They do seem to have grown up fast.

I watch Breakfast most mornings, the BBC news programme. That's about it though, apart from the very occasional programme or film. For most things I've seen it before or have no desire to watch it. Well, got to be worth it if you win something.

There were floods of tears - she couldn't stay on the bus. The staff were very upset and desperate to cheer her up, but funding etc etc. They said I could stay with her but I had Dan-the-Man who's only seven, so I couldn't. Then a wonderful neighbour who works at the school said she would be responsible for GLF. Then I was in tears. Will buy her a huge bunch of flowers.

There's a gap between my older sister(1955) and brother (1957), then alaong came me (1964) and my little sister, Sandy (1966-1999). My big brother and sister hated me and Sandy because we wanted to watch Charlie's Angels and they wanted to watch TOTP. They got their own back when they had to babysit us. They made us drink Tizer saying it was bull's blood and they used to play doctors and nurses with carving knives and hacksaws.

Poor GLF. Ah well, not long until she's ten now

Silly 'flu, I can't actually read all that at the moment . I'll have to reply when I can remember more that one line at a time