h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think the phrase 'human life' is an oxymoron. I eat raw koolaid mix. I think GOd is the original freak. Freaks are thus the only true humans made in god's image. Naturally everyone is a freak. I also wear my star wars t-shirt to every concievable occasion and persist in thinking I'm extremely cool. Star wars by the way mirrors world war 2. Consider the emporor's rise to power mirroring hitler's. It also contains many of the conventions of the epic. It's practically boewulf in space. But that's besides the point. I hate conformity. It's Huxelian and also very very boring. to normalcy. I feel very missunderstood sometimes. But watch out for me, Ill be famous one day. I see myself as more of a future cult figure than main stream success but you still might hear of me. Either that or Ill find employment biting the heads of chickens at a travelling side show. My hero is Dr.Hunter Thompson and also Ken Kesey creator of the best anti-conformest book of all time and the orchistrator of the historical event from which i take my alias. Thank you.

Bravo!

To what "best anti-conformest book" are you referring?

Welcome electric koolaid!

Query - just which god are you talking about? Ever hear of Aleister Crowley?

Nexton, you're finally up on the front page...

Shazzam, she says!

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Lord of the Unknown Philosophy of Nothingness and Small Fury Creatures From Beetlejuice
Omnipresence around large objects made of glass
Small Fury Creatures From Beetlejuice, Ranting, Dogs, and practically everything else

Wait hun, talk a little slower

I'll take the first line as your title, but what is your style?

define style

Very deep... I'm sure I could debate with you on that.

But for our general purposes we're talking superficially. Clothing. I mean, erm, what group would you identify yourslef with? Glap, hip, goth, mosh... or others.

Er... actually I kind of ware whatever is in my cupboard I suppose you would call it er... casual or caz for short

I'll call you "freestyle" then, if you don't mind too much

smeh.

Tadaaa.. You're up on the front page, as if by magic!

Help yourself to a drink from the bar

Ah, darakat, outgoing and social is he. Ada isn't from Beetlejuice! You stole her! She's MINE!

There is a real-life start called Betelgeuse, pronounced Beetlejuice.

There is a real-life star called Betelgeuse, pronounced Beetlejuice.

I know, I was teasing Dear Darakat. He is spelling impaired so I'm guessing the only way he can remember it is spelling it phonetically. Am I right, or am I right?

Your WRONG! I just happened to be on a Uni computer that doesn't have spell check embedded in the browser