h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I KNOW HOW!!!





*dramatic pause*







*gets out his handbag*

Let everyone join in and moce to pink with yellow polka dots alert!

Of course, and then do the can can!

Would I have to put on a dress? I mean I dont mind dragging up now and then but the can can too might be a little excessive

Hey this is a virtual world, in any given moment you can become a Swedish furniture maker, a cornish homosexual from brighten, a Amish dairy farmer with the internet for no good apparent reason, a prostate from Tehran, or indeed you can just pretend that you have a dress on. I think the general gist of what I am saying is, does it really matter how much exercise it is?

*laughs hysterically at some of your typos*

read it again for your own amusement, seriously



*puts a dress on*

*dances the can can *

Well considering I don't spot my own typos, I think it all looks fine. But of course its no longer the time to sit on my arse and argue its time to do the can can!
dances can can*

NahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahNAHnahnahnahnahnahnah...

*pullsoutparasolandstartscancanning*

*Watches.*

There are no observers! We're all dancers! Come on, DANCE!!!

*dances round his in his drag get up*

Inside is where I'm dancing.

In your happy spot?

This cancan is making my happy spot very much alive....

Mission accomplished. Head to the battlefield, sport. *staticcrackle*

Bugger that I am off to the pub

As we follow this darakat, we notice that he heads towards the pub. This is a typical move made by most; and, as we shall see, a gathering place for many Homo sapiens.

*watches*

Um... this is kind of embarrassing, but er... were is the pub?

*slapscameraoffandapproachesdarakat* Come ON, pal, you're screwing up my documentary, here! Just take a deep breath, act natural, and carry on like you know what you're doing! Sheesh... *walksawayandturnscamerabackon*

*flounces in drag*

I THINK I NEED A DRINK *winks to camera*

HMmmmmmmm WHERE SHOULD I GO?