h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I get asked if I work in shoe stores.

I don't get that, but then again, there is only one shoe store I ever bother going to

I go in and I get out as quickly as possible. The cat just stole one of my doughnuts.

I go in, take 5 hours to chose a shoe I like that fist me, and then pay the exorbitant price

I only buy shoes every couple of years and generally get the first pair that fits me for the lowest amount of money. Why do mundane women always take so long is shoe and clothes stores?

I certainly don't. I usually buy the first or second pair of shoes I try on. There is one brand, one style, one size of pants I wear and they are no longer sold in stores, so I order them. Everything else takes a five second run into a store and a dash to the cash register before fleeing the bowels.

I stoped careing how long it took me to buy things when I became a 6'2" male with really big shoulders. Just having cloves that fit me is a development in a store, and it takes 2 hours at least to get to that point, in the meentime I have checked out 6 female chashiers and been through 3 floors of a 2 story building.

Note: he checked out six female cashiers.

Yes. Note: She made a note of the the note.

Note: He made note of a note of a note.

Note: Existential Elevator did not make a note of a note of a note of a note.

Note: we should stop making notes

Note: A note was taken to stop taking notes.

Note: *writers' block*

TK[1]

Note: AAGH! It's contagious!

Note: I am EVIL EVIL!

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(i.e. notes taken by a fractal mathematician...)

TK[1]

Note: FRACTALS ARE EVIL.

Indeed they be