h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would insult you, but...posh. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Go and boil your bottoms under a silly person.

TK[1]

May ye both endure the Spice Girls for all eternity.

That's nasty.

Not as nasty as having to be the spice girls for all eternity

Well, do they find themselves insufferably painful and irritating?

Being all of them at once would be a very interesting and scary thing I think

You know what the first thing I'd do in that situation is?

Yes. Yes I do.

Good, so you would never wish that upon me.

Not really no

Good.

I though so. We have stolen this thread by the way

Yeah, well, most threads we are on, we steal, so it's really nothing new. They could tell us to leave if they wanted to, I suppose. We're just simple people trying to have a bit of fun.

I never said it was a bad thing

No, but you're also a participant.

Yeah.. well... So?

*shrugs* That'll do it for me. Carry on!

So, how about those... guys?