h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

to late, he's deaddon't touch an assassins weapon

well theres only one way these people are going to learn

you can look, but can't touchbest part is, that they both end up dead

some sort of deadly image on your cards?

a skull with various sentences underneath like "tag! your it", "don't bother to count up", "guess who's got a bad hand"

well that would do it
remind me not to challenge you to a game

your safe

now you know why they say "card sharp"they are

well definitely when your around

one of the best accolades I've ever had, was off a friend who I regarded as a good humorist, he could always keep a straight face taking the "mickey" until the punchline. When others asked him (in my presence)is he THAT dafthis reply was "when it comes to stupidity! he's at the top of the A1, while everyone else is at the bottom" the other person said by eck! that MUST be stupid

well it takes all sorts of people to make the world turn

why change perfection

why indeed

I often wonder to myselfthen again, it's hard to wonder to anyone else

yes
and often the other person just don't understand....

if you know yourself inside outwouldn't the innards get dirty on the outside ?

yes and really i could do without fluff getting on my insides while there outside

since err! middle age spreadI don't get belly button fluff any more