h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

good job a new assassin's joined then eh

yeah a regular chatterbox

you and Khamsin have brought the new life inI'll take out the deadwood

well your more than upto the job,
I'll know who to leave the place with when i take that well earned holiday leave

well don't forget to take a AK47, just in case you see a nice target you just can't afford to miss

such big things though
i think a blow dart kit might be easier to carry around

a small version to look like a fountain pen would be acceptable

yes much less suspicious too
no-one expects a pen

we'll get the lab on it right away

Exelent!

how about a fake credit card, with a razor blade that swings out like a flick knife

Actually we did cover using a credit card as a weapon in ninjitsu
you can just put an edge on them there quite easy to sharpen

puts howitzer back in shed now

if you snap the corner off it can be rather unpleasent...
though of limited use

credit card slasher will be of painted metal

bendy plastic is no goodtraining will be given by a playing card thrower

http://www.knifethrowing.info/throwing_cards.html

shurikan?

on a similar format, except a pack of 52 cards of the same style as credit card slicer, would go unnoticed if searched

unless the searcher wanted a game after...