h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*walks into a cubicle, closes and locks the door*

*goes to the toilet (Never you kind about description!)*

*flushes*

AHHHH!!!!!!

*blasted backwards by toilet water, knocking the door off its hinges*

both embarassing AND painful, top marks Wonko!

*resets all dials on all cubicles and incases them in steel cupboards with gel pads to lock them (you actually need my thumb to open them)*

I'll get you back one day...

<>

Ooo! we've got toilets!

*goes inside*

*strange noises that sound like a orchestra of drills, hammers, saws, lightsabers, fires, waterpipes, and other things are heard, ending with several loud slams*

*steps out*

I go see a doctor if I were you.

*goes to the toilet*

*reads cubicle literature*

*flushes three times, muttering about how everyobdy wastes water*

*The Valve in the toilet gets stuck open and the toilet starts flooding*

but that's not what I did to it at all!

< what did you do to it AK?>

i think he constructed a miniature extra-dimensional septic tank

< nice one my son>

*decides it's better not to use the toilet*

*toilet platform tilts and everybody slides... where?

*runs in and hides in one of the toilets again*

*foloows gd bens scent and runs full were force into a door and turns into half were form*

There's somebody already in here.

*a claw slashes accross gobben*

Arrggghhhh!!!!!